best mommy ever

January 31, 2007 by Sarah  

britney spears is so beautiful and smart and she’s such a good and caring mother.  i’ve read that, contrary to popular opinion, the safest place to carry a very small infant when traveling in moving vehicle is in their carrier in your lap.  seriously, if there’s an accident she can just hold on the the carrier really tight and everything will be just fine.

i know that sean preston is only 2 or whatever but i’m sure that leaving him to raise the little deformed one (i’m left to think he’s deformed since he’s never really been seen) by himself is probably much safer than letting retardo britney raise the babies.

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shitty person, shitty dresser, shitty mum.

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  1. I mean, Ive looked at this pic a couple times, and I still see her IN BETWEEN the two carseats. Yes, she’s holding on to Jayden’s, but you can see BOTH of her legs. It is NEXT to her. Not in her lap. It if was in her lap you wouldnt be able to see most of her body. You’re an idiot.

    Comment by EB — February 1, 2007 @ 9:44 am

  2. you’re right, you can see both of her legs. i am an idiot. i still stand by the fact that she’s a shitty mum and a shitty dresser though.

    Comment by Sarah — February 1, 2007 @ 10:03 am

  3. Oh burn Sarah, burn! You win the first to be called an idiot contest. I totally thought I would. What a disappointment I am.

    Comment by youmybabydaddy — February 1, 2007 @ 12:30 pm

  4. what’s my prize??

    Comment by Sarah — February 1, 2007 @ 1:06 pm

  5. But why is she sticking a lighter in her mouth. Trying a butane-whipit?

    Comment by Brian — February 1, 2007 @ 1:15 pm

  6. she’s probably just sucking the cheeto dust off.

    Comment by Sarah — February 1, 2007 @ 1:17 pm

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