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attempt number two . . .

i tried to write this post earlier but it didn’t work out. dammit. it was totally brilliant and there’s no way i can recreate it. i can try but i know it won’t be as good.

anyway, internet time has been sparse here and any internet time i do have is spent trolling the internet for the latest “britney spears is a massive train wreck” gossip. jebus, so much is going on in that situation that i can’t even keep up. i keep trying not to want to keep up but it’s just so damn addictive. just incase you care: las vegas is good. i have a sunburn. i learned the joys of the penny slots, an old man taught me the ropes (and his wife got mad at him for talking to me). brian and i went horseback riding. i thought i was going to die. brian nearly did. i lost at roulette then i won. my favorite casino is the imperial palace cause it’s crazy trashy and wonderful. here are some pictures:

this is a wild donkey (or if you prefer, mule). it’s one of a pair, they were both really friendly. i want one instead of a dog.

this is part of red rock canyon - it’s beautiful and humbling.

drunk brian, after telling me that he wished life were like pac man only instead of eating circles you could just eat lemon meringue, asked if the bathroom was in this mans “crotch”. clearly, drunk brian is charming.