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why i don’t have friends: reason number one.

there are many, many multifaceted reasons why i do not have friends. if i tried to make a list it’d go on for days and days and then there’d be no trees left cause of all the paper i’d used and then i’d have to add another reason to the list (reason number seven billion and five: i used up all the trees in the world to write this list and now no one can breath). but i digress. reason number one is that i randomly make stuff like this in my spare time:

who wants to be friends with someone who does that to the discarded halves of her grapefruit . . . and then takes pictures of it???!!!??