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Las Vegas really means “The Meadow”

Yep, but now most of the water has all been sucked out of the ground for our sinful pleasures. Oh, and Sarah and I will be there later today. We are staying at the brand new Red Rock Casino, which is supposed to be fly. Also, we are planning (among other things) to eat some vegan donuts at some place called Ronald’s. The post-punk crowd approves.

Ideas to Screw Over Your Co-worker

I only wish I could do this to my nemesis in the office. It makes me feel good just to see someone else get it though!

The Depths of Depravity (no this isn’t about my weekend)

Here’s an article from www.laist.com:

February 18, 2007

Buy It Now: Britney Spears Hair on Sale on eBay

Quicker than you could say “wtf”, Britney Spears had shorn her dirty locks and local entrepreneurs had scooped it up, bagged it, tagged it, and listed it on eBay.

Currently there are dozens of eBay listings claiming to have some of the pop star’s hair for sale and this one (which also provides an email address to a lawyer who will discuss any legal questions) explained how they got the infamous booty:

Britney showed up at the salon, and told the stylist to give her the works! However, the stylist, Esther Tognozzi, at Esther’s Haircutting Studio decided not to risk a lawsuit by destroying the Pop Icon’s image. So Britney “grabbed the buzzer and started buzzing her own hair off. … I just cleaned it up when she was done with it,” according to Tognozzi.

So all that hair was in a pile on the floor, and I tell you, we were all in a frenzy. I grabbed some hair, and she grabbed some hair, and he grabbed some hair and we all ran off to our computers and sell them on eBay!!!

Afterwords, Britney got two tatoos at a nearby parlor, but I can’t auction off the needles that they used. - etrywesd

Good call on not auctioning off the needles. Wow. There are actually now many auctions on eBay for supposed Britney hair including this one that was just made to tell people they are retarded:

Update: Auction Removed, but here are is the seller’s description:

What is irony? A person with mental problems and too much money buying the hair of a person with mental problems and too much money.

You are pathetic. Isn’t there something better you could spend your money on than the nasty hair of a washed-up pop star? Can I make a recommendation? Go to this website, and spend your money helping your fellow man, instead of encouraging creepy behavior.

http://www.charitywatch.org/toprated.html

The high bidder of this auction will have the ending price donated to the charity of their choice. This auction will hopefully encourage others to do the same.

If you came to ebay today looking for hair, and absolutely must have some, I will shave my head and send the hair to the winning bidder. It will also come with a video of me shaving my head, to prove the hair is authentic. Fair enough?

Or you can save up for K-Fed’s cornrows. That would be sweet!

On Feb-18-07 at 21:21:04 PST, seller added the following information:Well, the million dollar Britney hair auctions have been removed. I think it may be against eBay rules to sell body parts.

And here are some questions and answers:

Q: well, just read all the questions you recieved and it bothers me that there’s actully people out there who thinks this is ok . all those selling and buying…more

A: mmmmm hair.

Q: I have some toe-nail clipping of Evlis’ Do you think I could get a million for them? (actually they are mine-but I wou’t tell if you don’t. I’m sure there…more

A: It’ll be our secret

Q: *golf clap* niiiiiice

A: I was hoping for a “Poetry House” finger-snap. But that’ll do.

Q: I don’t feel I wasted my time stopping by. You are great, look at what you got these fools to talk to you about. THESE PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS……YOU RULE…more

A: Thanks for the compliment… and for having a brain

Q: I LOVE IT>>.. what a wonderful idea…. i can not believe ppl are so insane to buy it.. how can you know its really hers.. wake up stupid ppl……..GOOD…more

A: If they say it on ebay, it must be true. Right?

Now if only I could get my hands on those damn tattoo needles. Shucks.

britney spears - the look of crazy

what the fuck is going on with her?  here are the highlights of the new shaved head:

• when a hairdresser refused to shave her head she grabbed the clippers from her and stat down and started doing it herself (the pictures of that scare me too much to post them — you can see them on oh no they didnt).
• afterwards, she went to get two new white trash tattoos - a pair of red and pink lips on her wrist, and a pink, white, and black cross on her hip.
• she squirmed and complained all through the process (c’mon now, she has enough tattoos to know not to do that).
• she told the tattoo artist that she shaved her head cause she’s tired of people touching her.

this all comes after a solo trip to miami with her sons where she reported freaked out and had to have someone come get them cause she couldn’t handle being with them.  then, her less than 24 hours in rehab.

i’m sure shes tired of all the paparazzi and fans following (literally following - there were tons outside of the tattoo parlor) her every move but she keeps giving shows of train wreck proportions (see: pictures of her in clubs, snatch flashes, the hair cutting photos on ontd, etc.) so what does she expect?  maybe if she calmed the fuck down and got some help people would start to act a little more calmly.  but when you act like a (crazy) circus you’re going to cause one.

she’s got to look of crazy and she seems determined to have this all end badly.

The messiah is nigh

Hahaha just kidding. It is just Jaden James Spears-Federline or whatever you call him. He’s alive and finally out for all to see and he isn’t even disfigured or crack babyish as predicted! Yay!

So horrible to say about a baby, but Preston looks too much like he’s got the Federline “Duh” to him. Maybe it is just a bad pic. I’ll give him that. Oh yeah and while we are on the topic of Britney, rumour has it that she’s in the ‘hab. So boys, if you are looking for a needy, troubled and attractive once you get her made over to what she once was popstar, hit the ‘hab. It seems like a really good place to pick up celebrity chicks these days. At least if you meet them there you know they like to party…

Hey! I just noticed that JJ’s face is partially obscured! She submitted this photo to them on purpose to cover up the harelip damn it! I knew it!

britney spears + rehab

word on the street (not my street cause its filled with older people and drunk college kids) is that britney has entered rehab. good lord, she needs it.

p.s. - regardless of whether she’s getting help or not i still hope her attempt at a comeback fails miserably.

update: so short lived.  apparently britney checked into rehab then checked out less than 24  hours later.  it’s not even like she’s good at partying so i don’t know why she doesn’t just give it up.  seriously.

But they felt so real

Apparently my favorite unibrow in the universe is really just another photoshop creation.  I am deeply saddened by this revelation.  May I present the real Ashanti before the makeover:

She still does have freakish sideburns for a female.  Damn you for duping me.

Let’s get pissed

So it is Friday again and kids, do you know what that means? Yes that’s right, it is time to Google the word “DRUNK” and see what images we get and then tell you all to have a weekend like that. Let’s see what we come up with this week shall we?

Oh snap, it’s Paula Abdul. Straight up now tell me, you aren’t drunk when you slur like that are you? I think if you typed in “STONED OFF HER ASS ON PRESCRIPTION PILLS” her pic might show up there too. Have a great weekend no matter what substance you choose to abuse!

i’m not a vegetarian anymore

after checking out the site vegetarians are evil i have to say i’ve been swayed back to the meat eating side.  how can you argue against persuasive arguments like theirs?

If you love your iPod, dress it in designer fashion

Every iPod deserves something good to wear. It’s gotta be comfy, functional and maybe a little bit fashionable. I’ve been shopping again and thought I might take you with me in the hunt for the perfect case. Check out these duds that will make your iPod the happiest little gadget out there.

I think these might be a little on the pricey side with all being around or over $200 US other than the Coach one which can be bought on eBay for around $60 US and is no longer available on the Coach website. Not much to these, pretty plain. I’d love the Gucci if I wasn’t such a cheapskate.

This is a more interesting selection of unknowns. I think we are looking at high price tags here too. I think I would be embarassed to carry the two lower ones.

Classic Louis Vuitton. Thought this one worked for the menses. Another pricier selection so you better be a label whore to invest in this puppy.

Some cheaper options from Roxy all around $30 US on eBay. Cute, but mostly for nanos only. Boooooo!

Another girlie Louis Vuitton. Can’t afford that one. Next!

Coach has a lot of options on eBay for various prices, but only the last one on the right is still available on the Coach website, with a nano version too. They are $88 US new.

These are from a company called Debris that has lots of other cute designs on their site with varying prices for all different models. Check them out here.

So if your iPod is looking a little naked to you right now and you love it like it’s your first child. Who am I kidding it is better than a damn child. Who wants one of those anyway? This thing doesn’t wake you up at night and need to be fed and stuff. In fact just because of all the happiness it brings to you and the fact that it doesn’t do all those things stinky, rotten, demanding children do, think of treating it to a little clothing.