I’m a little slow

March 23, 2007 by youmybabydaddy  

I know this is old news, but I need to reflect on American Idol before I start my weekend of showing houses while trying to hide that fact that I smell like a distillery and am practically still drunk from the night before.  The wonky eye always betrays me.  Anyhoo, Sanjaya!  What is up?

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Yo.  I’m still here dog.  I wish so much that this was Sanjaya givin it up to his homies, but I think it is just him saying to punch 2 to vote for him.  Damn.  So much better how I first imaginged it.  Sanjaya almost had some edge, almost.  So close.  I love how all these shows and articles are saying “How is Sanjaya still here?”  Wouldn’t you love to be him with everyone asking that question.  Poor little Sanjaya, I cannot help but think the same thing.  Time to go bro.

 

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Warning: I am about to say really horrible things about a really nice person just because I am evil and can’t help myself.

She has no neck people.  She is such a great singer, but I desperately want her off the show cause I cringe everytime I see her.  That head is just so massive and it sits almost directly on her shoulders.  She kind of has an apeish grin to boot.  My god I am going to hell, but she looks like an oompa loompa.

 

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There really is no reason for this picture to be included in this post, but I have to feature Simon Cowell at any possible opportunity as per my contract with the devil in the sale of my soul.  Doesn’t he look like such a smug bastard there?  Hearts for Simon.   

 

 

 

 

 

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  1. I hate that first guy you posted about. I hate seeing him anywhere. There is something about him that i cannot stand! i want to just shave off those horriblly pruned eyebrows and beat the crap out of him. Please don’t ever put a picture of him up again. It riles my inner urges of psycho killer. As for Simon, LOVE him!!!

    Comment by mofitta — March 23, 2007 @ 9:36 am

  2. Yup Sanjaya is sooo done for me. He does have a loyal following though obviously unless this sucker is rigged. I think it is the brown vote keeping him alive. Me and Sarah’s true love from D Listed is all for him so I know there are Sanjaya lovers aplenty.

    Comment by youmybabydaddy — March 23, 2007 @ 9:56 am

  3. michael k is only all for him cause of that stupid girl who said she was going on a hunger strike until sanjaya gets kicked off. up until that point michael hated him but now he’s all about the love and support. god i love michael k.

    Comment by Sarah — March 23, 2007 @ 11:29 am

  4. Oh. So he is just supporting Sanjaya to starve some stupid girl. I didn’t even hear about this. Too funny. Michael K is my idol. I would vote a million times for him.

    Comment by youmybabydaddy — March 23, 2007 @ 12:33 pm

  5. Same - I miss Molly though.

    Comment by mofitta — March 23, 2007 @ 2:07 pm

  6. she posts on popsugar now. she’s not quite as funny anymore though.
    i have to say the guy (cord) who took over for molly at mollygood is totally growing on me.

    Comment by Sarah — March 23, 2007 @ 2:27 pm

  7. I have to agree that i still visit the site and he is good. And Molly is too heavily edited now. BOOH!

    Comment by mofitta — March 23, 2007 @ 2:34 pm

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