I’m a little slow
I know this is old news, but I need to reflect on American Idol before I start my weekend of showing houses while trying to hide that fact that I smell like a distillery and am practically still drunk from the night before. The wonky eye always betrays me. Anyhoo, Sanjaya! What is up?

Yo. I’m still here dog. I wish so much that this was Sanjaya givin it up to his homies, but I think it is just him saying to punch 2 to vote for him. Damn. So much better how I first imaginged it. Sanjaya almost had some edge, almost. So close. I love how all these shows and articles are saying “How is Sanjaya still here?” Wouldn’t you love to be him with everyone asking that question. Poor little Sanjaya, I cannot help but think the same thing. Time to go bro.

Warning: I am about to say really horrible things about a really nice person just because I am evil and can’t help myself.
She has no neck people. She is such a great singer, but I desperately want her off the show cause I cringe everytime I see her. That head is just so massive and it sits almost directly on her shoulders. She kind of has an apeish grin to boot. My god I am going to hell, but she looks like an oompa loompa.

There really is no reason for this picture to be included in this post, but I have to feature Simon Cowell at any possible opportunity as per my contract with the devil in the sale of my soul. Doesn’t he look like such a smug bastard there? Hearts for Simon.

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I hate that first guy you posted about. I hate seeing him anywhere. There is something about him that i cannot stand! i want to just shave off those horriblly pruned eyebrows and beat the crap out of him. Please don’t ever put a picture of him up again. It riles my inner urges of psycho killer. As for Simon, LOVE him!!!
Comment by mofitta — March 23, 2007 @ 9:36 am
Yup Sanjaya is sooo done for me. He does have a loyal following though obviously unless this sucker is rigged. I think it is the brown vote keeping him alive. Me and Sarah’s true love from D Listed is all for him so I know there are Sanjaya lovers aplenty.
Comment by youmybabydaddy — March 23, 2007 @ 9:56 am
michael k is only all for him cause of that stupid girl who said she was going on a hunger strike until sanjaya gets kicked off. up until that point michael hated him but now he’s all about the love and support. god i love michael k.
Comment by Sarah — March 23, 2007 @ 11:29 am
Oh. So he is just supporting Sanjaya to starve some stupid girl. I didn’t even hear about this. Too funny. Michael K is my idol. I would vote a million times for him.
Comment by youmybabydaddy — March 23, 2007 @ 12:33 pm
Same - I miss Molly though.
Comment by mofitta — March 23, 2007 @ 2:07 pm
she posts on popsugar now. she’s not quite as funny anymore though.
i have to say the guy (cord) who took over for molly at mollygood is totally growing on me.
Comment by Sarah — March 23, 2007 @ 2:27 pm
I have to agree that i still visit the site and he is good. And Molly is too heavily edited now. BOOH!
Comment by mofitta — March 23, 2007 @ 2:34 pm
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