lindsay lohan sets back the pro freckle movement.

March 23, 2007 by Sarah  

so, i went to this really rad vegan potluck on saturday night and i was talking to a guy there. clearly the conversation turned to celebrity gossip (as all my conversations do) and we started talking about lindsay lohan and her freckles. the guy (i believe his name was alex) told me that his sister, a freckled, ginger haired girl hated lindsay lohan for hiding her freckles. apparently there’s a whole movement out there.

i tried searching for websites but couldn’t find anything, i’m assuming the anti-lohan freckled people are more subversive then that. when lohan least expects it they’ll launch a sneak attack. i did find a few sites that questioned her lack of freckles - some believe she’s getting them removed - is that even possible? i guess it could explain all her hospital stays. they can’t possibly be because of drugs and alcohol, oh no.
for freckle comparisson here’s some old lohan vs. new:

022706_240x320_1998.jpgdjlohan2.jpg

remember when she use to be innocent?

Comments... (6)

RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URL

  1. self tanner and a wack load of make-up/cover-up are her way to hide them. Her hospital visits are for her health because she is one sick girl, who does too many drugs on a regular basis. My theroy anyways…

    Comment by mofitta — March 25, 2007 @ 3:00 am

  2. yeah, i was just kidding about the hospital thing - i totally know she’s a waste case. she must use a lot (a lot!) of make up stuff to hide her monster freckles.

    Comment by Sarah — March 25, 2007 @ 11:59 am

  3. Yeah she is one of those head to toe freaks (sorry other head to toe freaks reading this). I feel way superior cause I just have them on my face and ass. Too much information?

    Comment by youmybabydaddy — March 26, 2007 @ 11:28 am

  4. Or do you think that she just tans until she is the color of one big freckle? Because i am sure i have seen bikini pics of her without freckles anywhere - and she should have them every where! Maybe she had her skin bleched like MJ!!!??? I can’t believe i missed that!

    Comment by mofitta — March 26, 2007 @ 11:42 am

  5. I heard that they will go away if you rub lemon juice on them. I told my brother that they would go away faster if he used battery acid instead. You should have seen the look on his face!

    Comment by Daniell — March 26, 2007 @ 3:48 pm

  6. She is covered, but in the usual freckly people areas like shoulders and calves and chest and all that fun stuff. The bikini shots were probably far enough away, or she was using a lot of sunblock so they wouldn’t pop up (mine pretty much disappear if I don’t get any sun) or the self tanner concealed them. I guess it could be possible that she used battery acid like Daniell suggested, but I don’t see any massive welts and blistering so maybe not. Good idea though Daniell. Your comments should come with a “Don’t try this at home” disclaimer!

    Comment by youmybabydaddy — March 27, 2007 @ 11:28 am

Your Thoughts...