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SATAN!!!!!

I love this clip from some metal movie Daniell made me sit thru.  Enjoy.

So I was in the hotcakes isle at the supermarket today…

…and it turns out those things sell like shit. (rimshot?)

And so do temples, seeing how Japanese temple builder Kongo Gumi is now going out of business, after a run of about 1,400 years!!! Damn our ever increasingly secular society! (via boingboing)

Now that’s just getting mean…This post sponsored by Toyota and Coca-Cola

Fall Out Boy has delayed their tour by about a month for “health reasons” almost as if they are referring to just one band member in particular and the fact that it isn’t anything serious, more like exhaustion. Hmmm. Anyway, I have recently become a little disappointed with their selling out. I have no problem with success and I always want that for them but they have so many commercial endorsements they might have Tag Body Spray scented farts or Amp’d Mobile tattooed on their foreheads. Next time Pete overdoses he’s going to have to do it in a Civic instead of the Ford Tempo (or whatever it was)or Honda might sue his ass. What the hell else are they selling cause I can’t even keep track. Anyway, I thought I’d have a little laugh at how some are reacting to the recent news of their tour changes. Enjoy:

Does it really take two weeks to untangle the manpile?

Honda wouldn’t supply them with enough Tag Body Spray to meet their demands.

Peter must have an STD. Being the cool guy that he is, he wants it to clear up before going on the road and screwing some underage skank.Kudos to Pete for being thoughtful.

Personal Issues? What did his boyfriend dump him?

Chickity China the Chinese chicken.

The tour is delayed cause I gave Mark Hoppus the hiv-Pete Wentz, Unofficial Spokesman

Oh shit, he’s pissed.

I’d kill to know who he’s talking about, but I think I already do

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

the morning after, party.

pirouette next to a baby grand, send all my troubles in reverse. notes on being authentic: the fuck me red lipstick she wears comes off on her teeth- but she rubs her feet on mine to fall asleep, im not sure anyone knows this.

That was the infamous Pete Wentz’s journal for today. It’s gotta be about his on again off again girl Jenae, but what if it isn’t and he is just trying to piss her off and make her jealous? If so he needs a beating. Nah, it’s J. She’s in California now so they are probably in the honeymoon phase of reuniting again. I want them to work. Why do I care? I have no fucking clue or maybe just no fucking life. Plus it is fun to stalk, even after the obsession has passed. The biggest thing is that he can’t end up with Ashlee Simpson, Lindsay Lohan or Michelle Trachtenburg or it will bring on the apocalypse.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

OH MY GOD. She is wearing red lipstick. I hear those biblical horses trampling down here already. I’m so not ready for judgement day.

This will be his branding if this crap turns out the way I’m dreading.

It only took me a few years to catch up on this trend

Dance Dance Revolution.  I’m a little slow.  It’s been out forever and I just played the arcade version for the first time this weekend.  I’m hooked already.  Damn place had to close so I only got in two tries, but that shit is like the baddest crack ever.  I’ve already ordered the home setup.  Some people are freaks for this crap and I can see why.  Speaking of freaks, check out these crazy-ass Koreans:

Give me a month, I’ll even better damn it.  If you are just as clueless as me try getting that outdated brain to suck up some basics here.  Or check out the obsession here.

oh billy

Billy Jack 1971

top 5 reasons why you should feel bad if you haven’t seen this movie yet

1-Billy Jack is a protector of all mankind and animal kind. He is a half white half native american green beret vietnam war veteran karate master.

2-In the movie he goes through some ritual where he gets a rattle snake to bite him three times - i think there are hallucinations that follow this

3- These are lines from the song that comes on four or five times during the movie maybe more- but it’s so awesome you are like “Yea its time to rock out again”

Go ahead and hate your neighbor; go ahead and cheat a friend. Do it in the name of heaven; you can justify it in the end. There won’t be any trumpets blowin’ come the judgment day On the bloody morning after, one tin soldier rides away

4- He protects a school/hippie commune named Freedom school- At this school all they teach is improv theater and there are alot of plays throughout the movie- my favourite one is where they pull out guns in the city park during the day

5-And this video clip

There are four Billy jack movies in total with a fifth one about bush and the iraq war supposedly coming out. Its going to be called “Billy Jack’s Moral revolution”. All of the movies were written and directed by Tom Laughlin who plays Billy Jack. He also cast his wife in all the movies in the one that i watched she got raped which is creepy since he wrote it. There is a box set out there of this and i want it. There are so many good things about it I could write forever. Oh just a warning i think in the opening credits you can see a horse falling off of a cliff.

White vs. Ortiz? WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

So UFC had this totally exciting event of president Dana White vs. Tito Ortiz in a boxing match. It was a 1 and a 1/2 hour special after the regular Ultimate Fighter reality show. Here’s the kicker: there was no fight! We watched the damn thing waiting for this fight to happen thinking there is no way they would air a 1 and a 1/2 hour show and end it without a fight and if they did it would at least be a future event to look forward to. No, no fight at all. Not now and possibly not ever. It was still not a complete waste of time since I love Dana and it focused on him mostly, but I still wonder why the hell they bothered. I am suspecting this will happen down the road but for now they are saying that Tito ducked out. They are obviously fanning the flames of their contempt for each other for later ratings and it just might work cause Dana is a smart business man and knows how to promote. Craziness. I can’t help but like Tito a little bit despite his complete tackiness and the dating of a porn star (probably falls under the heading of tackiness too), but I’m rooting for Dana on this one all the way.

And I can’t forget to mention the awesomeness of a live UFC event being hosted by Spike TV on April 21st, 2007 with one of my favorites: Michael Bisping. I am way too excited for this one and it’s free instead of the usual $50 on Pay Per View.

Awww Bisping, he is so entertaining. I was kind of disappointed that another Brit, Ross Pointon wasn’t in any of these fights and wondering why. He just as smart mouthed and cocky as Bisping and that’s why I love them both. Here’s Ross looking ready to rumble and a little more serious than usual:

We know you are really just a pussycat. If you haven’t checked out the UFC reality show I think you should. I really wasn’t into UFC before it, but they make the show pretty damn entertaining. If you like to watch the antics of steroid pumped men acting like silly little boys you just might find yourself converted.

There’s Nothing Like A Beautiful Train Wreck

I really can’t stand looking at Pete Doherty’s picked-at face scabs, but I still love me some Kate Moss. This is how they party after announcing their engagment. I adore her frequent use of the C word especially when referring to him.

Drunk of the Week

Looks like somebody’s following in Daddy’s stumbling footsteps:

Oh yeah, presidential daughters gone wild! She’s already got the porn star name going…

KISS your Social Life Goodbye!

Sarah and I have been playing Guitar Hero for the last few months. We even have a wireless guitar so we can go head-to-head. (I’m better). I guess it is out for XBox 360 now, a Gene Simmons was there for a promo.

If you’ve played the game, you know the guitar they give you is kinda crap — but check out the guitar Simmons gives that nerd (about 1/4 the way into the clip)!

an edited to add by sarah: brian is a stinking liar. i consistantly whoop his ass when we play head to head in guitar hero. actually, we haven’t played against each other in a few days cause his “boo hoo! i just lost!” pouting is too much for me to take.