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I thought it was a starved for brians zombie, but it is actually Nicole Richie leaving a party or something.
I guess the zombies are usually lacking that kind of tan. That should have been a clue. I thought she had put on a bit a while ago and was looking like perfection and now this? Her calves look like they could just snap like the twigs that they are. A little more meat on them things please.
Nelly Furtado’s got it. See photo evidence below:
Poor girl can’t even smile properly. That looks like an ouchie. And there are so many photos of her doing the same face so this wasn’t just temporary. She must have been at it for days. Trying to get new collaborations for the next album perhaps?
(and i don’t even like babies - that are kinda puffy and ugly and dumb - but i mean this in the nicest way possible of course. Most turn out semi normal?)
Lindsay Lohan’s partying has been well documented, especially over that last year, it almost feels like she is at one Hollywood hotspot or another, every night of the week. With that comes the speculation of drug and alcohol abuse but now stories of attempted suicide are starting to appear.
Star Magazine is reporting that while in New York City, a week before her May 26th DUI, Lohan had an emotional breakdown leading her to scream “that she just wanted to end it all.”
“She grabbed a knife and started cutting at her writs,” the insider reveals. “A friend made her stop and went around looking for sharp objects. Lindsay ran into the bathroom with a bottle of Advil.” Crying, “Leave me alone! I just want to die!” Lindsay locked herself in the bathroom and threatened to swallow the entire bottle, says the source. Finally, someone broke down the door and saved the distraught actress from herself!
As shocking as that is, what I find more jaw dropping is Star is confirming that Lindsay and DJ Samantha Ronson are lesbian lovers! There has been a lot of gossip about Lohan and Ronson getting it on behind closed doors but nothing concrete or official. Now news breaks that the night Lindsay Lohan earned her street cred first DUI gold star, her and Ronson were seen fighting “because Lindsay won’t acknowledge her as her girlfriend.”
Does this mean that Lindsay’s party behavior is a lot more deep rooted than we previously thought? She already has to deal with her father being insane and her mom being an enabler but is Lindsay drinking and snorting her life within inches of death because she can’t come to terms with her feelings for another woman? We joke that Lindsay has slept with half of Hollywood but now that this has come to light, it quite possibly could be true!
Ok - so I don’t get it…below is lindsay’s legs in pics. in back to back days they go from thick to stick and back again. What does this girl do to her self to cause this? Or is it that she just has no hips so when she wears pants her legs look really fat and chuncky? but in a skirt it is an optical illusion?! Whatevs. But really homie should stop wearing pants, (not panties!) but pants.
Here we go…. (more…)
ANOTHER night, another LA party girl hits the deck. This time it is - gasp - BRITTNEY!!!!
She had to be carried out of the men’s toilets of an exclusive LA hotel bar on Sunday night after she was discovered vomiting uncontrollably. Out of it, she was overheard telling hotel staff: “I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Things aren’t going well for me at the moment.” Talk about an understatement! She was then carried out of the bar sobbing and covered in sick. It’s not unusual to see Britney out on the town these days, but never in this kind of sorry state. The singer disappeared to the bathroom just an hour after arriving at the Mondrian Hotel’s swanky Sky Bar with five friends. And it wasn’t long before hotel security got a call saying she needed urgent help.My source said: “Britney was found slumped over the toilet bowl with make-up smeared over her face and her wig hanging off.“She had a room booked at the hotel but was too ill to stay and was begging her bodyguard to take her home.
“She looked a real mess and was sitting on the floor with her head over the bowl throwing up. “There was vomit down the front of her black dress and around her mouth.“Britney was on her knees and must have been sick four or five times. She didn’t really seem with it, but I don’t know if she was drunk or not.” The mother-of-two then had to be helped out of the hotel because she couldn’t stand up by herself.
As if the fashion isn’t bad enough…
Mmmmm that looks delicious. What do you think it is:
1/Dorito drool
2/Baby dribbles (who am I kidding, the kids are with the nanny now)
3/Crusted Federline
4/Cream of someyoungguy
