Drunk of the Week-Equine Special

May 4, 2007 by youmybabydaddy  

Drunk parks horse in bank foyer

From correspondents in Berlin

April 25, 2007 01:00am

AN early-morning German bank customer had a bit of a shock when he found a horse in line at the automatic teller machine in front of him.

It seems the horse’s owner, identified only as Wolfgang H., had too much to drink the night before and decided to sleep it off inside the bank’s heated foyer, police said.

The 40-year-old machinist told the Bild newspaper he had had “a few beers” with a friend in Wiesenburg, southwest of Berlin, and decided to hit the hay in the bank on his way home.

“It was late, it was already dark and cold,” he was quoted as saying.

Confronted with the lack of a hitching-post, he brought the six-year-old horse, named Sammy, in with him.

When a customer came across the horse and sleeping rider in the bank at 4:15am local time, he called police, who came and awoke the owner and sent him on his way.

No charges were filed, but a clean-up might be needed. Apparently Sammy made his own after-hours deposit on the carpet.

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Hitting the hay … Sunny watches on as Wolfgang catches some Z’s / AP
I think the pony was actually to blame.  His obvious intent was to get his owner drunk, bring him to the ATM and get him to withdraw everything he had, then run off with the cash.  Good plan, but he obviously gave the guy one too many Jagers.  Better luck next time.  This totally gives me ideas for when I finally get my dream pony.  I’m parking mine outside the bar.

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  1. taht would be awesome!!! pony rides home!!!!

    Comment by mofitta — May 4, 2007 @ 4:21 pm

  2. Oooooh lemme ride that donkey, donkey, lemme ride that donkey. You know dis song?

    Comment by youmybabydaddy — May 4, 2007 @ 5:42 pm

  3. is this germany or ridgetown?

    Comment by genevieve — May 5, 2007 @ 1:51 pm

  4. It totally could be Ridgetown. It totally could be me.

    Comment by youmybabydaddy — May 5, 2007 @ 5:10 pm

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