The Jail Diet
June 20, 2007 by youmybabydaddy
Poor Paris doesn’t want to eat and has already dropped 10 pounds according to recent reports.
So that is why Nicole Richie got herself a DUI. Aha! I am so on to you bitches. I’m going to go vandalize some shit and hopefully drop 20, then I’m going to write a book about it and chubby chicks everywhere will be heading to the slammer.
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it’s prolly cause her herpes are eating all her prison food.
Comment by Sarah — June 20, 2007 @ 2:33 pm
Mmmmm herpes. If herpes does that I better get rid of that tapeworm I already invested in.
Comment by youmybabydaddy — June 20, 2007 @ 2:36 pm
Herpes is the gift that keeps on giving and giving!
Comment by Daniell — June 21, 2007 @ 11:32 am
Yeah, giving you genital warts. Mmmmm… That poor girl is wasting her millions on Valtrex. Probably has to double dose that mofo.
Comment by youmybabydaddy — June 21, 2007 @ 12:33 pm
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