Word to the Unwise
Can you spot what is wrong with this photo? Okay, besides the fact that Tom Cruise is in it and he really freaks everyone out. Okay, besides the fact that their baby is also a robot. Okay, besides the fact that his yaght-club all American cheese outfit makes you want to barf. Okay, besides the fact that Katie Holmes has totally copied Posh’s haircut yet in a much cuter way. Here is what I am getting at: She is wearting 4 inch stillettos while playing with her baby on a fucking dock. How very Victoria Beckham. The haircut is polluting her brain. Please, oh please, get one of those pups caught in a gap and let the three of you plunge into the sea forever. Ok, save Katie and Suri since if Tom bites it they will surely be released from his evil Scientology spell and be returned to humanity. I never thought a good set of pumps could restore world order, but in this case I see potential.
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i like the photo of katie on the beach in her belt buckle bathing suit and the heels. hott.
Comment by Sarah — June 20, 2007 @ 2:33 pm
Just like Posh, she is taking the fashion a little too far in her everyday life. This isn’t a photo shoot. Oh! Actually, I guess it is.
Comment by youmybabydaddy — June 20, 2007 @ 2:35 pm
Please use your witchcraft to save me Tom Cruise!
Comment by Daniell — June 21, 2007 @ 11:31 am
By the power of Grayskull… I mean, Xenu…
Comment by youmybabydaddy — June 21, 2007 @ 12:32 pm
who is this Xenu that is always spoken of?
Comment by mofitta — June 25, 2007 @ 9:21 am
He is the scientology “character” that planted aliens in volcanos and now their souls cling to us or some shit. Look it up on wikipedia, it’s some crazy LSD trip of a religion.
Comment by youmybabydaddy — June 25, 2007 @ 9:52 am
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