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EEEEEEEEKKKKKK! Quick! Someone toss a banana and get that horrible thing off her! Borat also taught me that you can throw money at those types to make them go away, but that is a little on the controversial side so pretend I never said that.
Can you spot what is wrong with this photo? Okay, besides the fact that Tom Cruise is in it and he really freaks everyone out. Okay, besides the fact that their baby is also a robot. Okay, besides the fact that his yaght-club all American cheese outfit makes you want to barf. Okay, besides the fact that Katie Holmes has totally copied Posh’s haircut yet in a much cuter way. Here is what I am getting at: She is wearting 4 inch stillettos while playing with her baby on a fucking dock. How very Victoria Beckham. The haircut is polluting her brain. Please, oh please, get one of those pups caught in a gap and let the three of you plunge into the sea forever. Ok, save Katie and Suri since if Tom bites it they will surely be released from his evil Scientology spell and be returned to humanity. I never thought a good set of pumps could restore world order, but in this case I see potential.
Poor Paris doesn’t want to eat and has already dropped 10 pounds according to recent reports.
So that is why Nicole Richie got herself a DUI. Aha! I am so on to you bitches. I’m going to go vandalize some shit and hopefully drop 20, then I’m going to write a book about it and chubby chicks everywhere will be heading to the slammer.
The makeup can’t even help poor Pammie anymore.
All I see are used goods. Someone tell her ridiculously huge bresticles have been so out since 2001.
despite the fact that shar jackson has denied the star magazine report that she’s pregnant it seems as though star magazine won’t back down. the magazine claims that kevin federline has asked jackson to keep things quiet until they’ve figured out what to do. everyone involved seems pretty damn stupid so i wouldn’t really be suprised if the reports are true.
did you know that shar jackson has not two but four children? two by federline and two by some other guy. someone should buy that baby factory a chastity belt and throw away the damn key.
an article published on the abc news website seems to purport that cory kennedy is the next paris hilton. ugh.
‘out of the frying pan and into the fire’ comes to mind.
22 And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without. 23 And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father’s nakedness.
Say it three times fast: naughty naked Noah is knackered and nauseous.
Odd how things like this go. I read a post on “Oh No They Didn’t” yesterday about how Paris’ agency dropped her since she began her prison sentence, and the reason for her being dropped went something like this: Endeavor (Paris’ previous agents) was pushed by a number of the other A-list stars on their roster to kick the Simple Life star to the curb.
“They were getting a lot of pressure from bigger clients to get rid of Paris,” an insider reveals exclusively to OK!. “None of them wanted to have the same agents as Paris; she’s an embarrassment to any real artist.” And, according to the insider, it was Jessica Alba who tipped the scales against the hotel heiress. “Jessica is the anti-Paris — a real star who hates the silly L.A. party scene that Paris reigns over,” explains the source. “She made it clear to the folks at Endeavor — either Paris goes or she goes.”
So to open up perezhilton.com site today only to read post after post after post (the bashing went on for at least 3 pages) of Jessica Alba bashing. Perez Hilton was once the BIGGEST (and i do mean it in both senses of the word) basher and hater on Paris but since being introduced to the hideous heiress and is now a known ‘friend’ and converted ally (i.e. Paris’ newest bitch on a leash purchased for free - at least the dogs she posesses cost her money). It only goes to figure that his once loved and praised Alba is now enemy #1, because he is as pathectic as his putrid followers, and is as lame as even one of Paris’ lowest ranked lackies - if not 100 times worse because he is a wannbe celebrity that is famous for bashing the famous. Ugh!
Massachusetts is currently the only state in the US that allows gay/lesbian marriage. This outraged the phobics and there has been a movement to repeal the court decree just about since day one (with the help of our former friendly leader and now presidential candidate, Mitt Romney).
Today our state congress had a vote to put the issue of gay/lesbian marriage on the ballot. Here’s the run-down: If a vote to put the measure on the ballot passes in two subsequent sessions, then it would go on the ballot state-wide next election (i.e. this November). It had already passed the first session last year, so today’s vote was very important.
Well, it was denied. So we won’t be able to vote all the gays in a box and push them over a waterfall.
at first i liked her, i really did. but then she started bitching and moaning and trying to pick fights with random female celebrities. and then she started posting stupid (undeservingly) self-pittying posts on her myspace blog. now there’s this:
Lily Allen cancelled all of her US tour dates, because she “felt like it” and wanted to work on her second album. She did however keep her NYC date, but she obviously didn’t want to do it. She showed up hours late, was piss drunk and even forgot the words to her own songs. Witnesses say she had to use a lyrics sheet.
She told the audience, “See, I told you I was going to mess up!”
yikes, shut the fuck up!
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