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i’m only on episode 2 of this show but it entertains me- when he is rubbing himself with his shirt off he is putting rubbing alcohol on himself. You should watch it just for the opening sequence- this isn’t the opening sequence but has alot of good michael dancing moments. Oh and their shows are only online at http://www.clarkandmichael.com/
Egads, what are these dudes up to? What is with the ultra white one doing the ear-handles bit? Is even a dude? Forced oral is so 2004 and what is this, 1890? Mustache man looks like he’s higher than Nicole Richie going the wrong way on the freeway. Tee heeeeee.
You guys have probably all seen this picture but i’m still putting it up on here
mmmm
okay, i lied, its not so much an ode as it is a love note prompted by my current re-watching of my so-called life.
dear brian krakow,
the stupidity of my youth caused me to love jordan catalano but now that i’m older and wiser i can see the error of my ways. you, brian krakow, with your golden halo of curly hair, are the object of my affections. you’re so good and so true and your clothing is so very sensible - why did i not see all of this before? you are the one for me.
xoxo
sarah
Isn’t this the cutest jacket you’ve ever seen- damn you top shop - god i want to have you here in vancouver so bad
age: newly 21
sweet sweet shia lebeouf, i’ve loved you since “even stevens”. back then our love was dirty but now it’s just beautiful.
age: 19
i know the photo is tiny but just look at that cardigan and try not to fall in love with michael cera. actually, i’d prefer that you don’t fall in love with him cause if you do i’ll have to cut you.
age: nearly 19
hey there rupert grint. i know that daniel radcliff and his junk flashing, having sex with horses ways are getting all the attention but i know you’re the hot one.
It is a sad week in Allston. Everyone’s favorite homeless man legend in the Boston area has died. I’m not going to attempt to tell you Butch’s background, you can read his wikipedia entry and his fan site and Boston.com article covering his unfortunate demise.
I will share two memories.
One late night/morning (years ago, I am much more mature now), I was hanging out with my friend Jay. Outside his apartment building, we saw Butch. He was looking might thirsty, so Jay ran up to his apartment and found a bottle of Ketel One. We all downed it and decided to race around on some old shopping cart nearby. I ended up taking a spill and ripping most of my thumb off (if it weren’t for the booze, I may have passed out). I ended up crashing at Jay’s apartment that night on his new couch. I was so afraid of spilling blood on his new furniture that I wrapped my hand in a towel and made sure to sleep on my back with my hand on my chest. Anyway, even years later, Butch would yell out to me, commenting me on my drinking abilities.
Second quick story. We occasionally grab a bite to eat at a local cafe called Herrells. It is a great place to feed, check it out if you are in Allston anytime soon. Butch walked in looking for a free coffee and had some sort of paper he seemed to be obsessing over. We asked what it was. He was betting on this week’s college football games. I wanted some action, so I placed a bet with Butch. I didn’t win, but it was nice to finally have a bookie.
Mmmmm that looks appetizing. Hey! I recognize that floor! Didn’t I see you last weekend?
So here is some of the buzz from Buzznet. My continuing obsession with My Chemical Romance, and mainly Gerard Way has escalated and now I have resorted to surfing the teenage emo gossip sites for any trace of information about him. Oh god I am sad. Anyway, apparently he was engaged to Eliza Cuts, hairdresser to many different emo boys and something has gone horribly awry and now the engagement is off. Here’s her pic:
I don’t know why I bother cause she looks totally different in every photo, but that gives you the general idea, now doesn’t it? So people are saying that whatever she did, Gerard is pissed. See below:
“During a concert Gerard started
chanting and screaming:
I’M GONNA WASH THAT MAN RIGHT OUTTA MY HAIR!
over and over. [Hmm..related to a certain hairdresser he knows? ;)]
And changed the lyrics to
‘Give Em Hell Kid’
(during the “there’s no way I’m kissing that guy” part) to:
“You can keep the house, i’ll keep the dog, you can take the car,
AND I’LL KEEP THE FUCKING DOG!”
Gerard also took off his
gloves on stage and apparently waved
his now “ring-free” hand during Cancer as he sang
“know that i will never marry”
apparently he REALLY screamed
“NEVER MARRY” and did the cut throat sign…
During Mama at the end where
he “cries” he dragged the crying out
longer than needed and kept
repeating “I’m soooo upset. Boo Hoo.
I’m sooo saaaad.” And after he
stopped “crying” he looked at the
camera with this smirk that said
“To hell I am!”
This is from a random Buzznet post but there seems to be a lot of other posts backing up that story and he has supposedly told a few interviewers that he is no longer engaged. Who knows what went on there, but he should now just face the facts and hook up with Frank (one of the guitarists) or the lead singer of Billy Talent (who apparently Gerard is a big fan of-yay Canada and I love them too cause I am teenie like that even though I am 27. Weep for me).
Smokin’ couple. That’s Ben from Billy Talent.
That’s Gerard in the back and Frank in the front, just how it should be! Ow! Sorry homophobes, but you can suck it.
Ok, I know Gerard isn’t gay (he totally embraces the manlove though), but it would make me so much less jealous if he was.
God I love it when two straight guys kind of seem like they want to bang each other. So hot. Like this:
He’s saying, “Oh come on Chuck, have another. They’re delicious.”
“Well, Bert, I guess the wife doesn’t get home for another hour and I’m feeling frisky.”
You may finish the story yourselves as long as it involves oodles of manlove. See below for pictures of Nick Lachey’s “givin’ it” face if you require inspiration.