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And this is why I want one…

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Now just substitute “girlfriend” for “fiancee”  and “sleeps with your cousin” with “sleeps with the girl that rented a room at your place.” (okay, so that never fully happened, but if it did and I had an iPhone I would stalk his ass and have the best tool to do so.  Plus, I still have a list of other people to stalk and the capabilities are just astounding…)

Oh!  And another reason…

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Now I can totally kick my meth habit!