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sex faces aren’t pretty

so, there were these rumors going around that a mexican paparazzo took pictures of nick lachey and vanessa minnillo doing it in a mexican hot tub. supposedly lachey and minnillo put the kibosh on the photos threatening to sue the pants off of anyone who published or posted them.

turns out rumors are totally always true. my beloved site drunken stepfather fears no one and they posted the photos. here they are in all their non glory.

if i had a penis (which, contrary to rumor, i do not) i’d give it to minnillo from the back too cause i wouldn’t be able to stand looking at her slow face.