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Call me Teen Beat

So here is some of the buzz from Buzznet.  My continuing obsession with My Chemical Romance, and mainly Gerard Way has escalated and now I have resorted to surfing the teenage emo gossip sites for any trace of information about him.  Oh god I am sad.  Anyway, apparently he was engaged to Eliza Cuts, hairdresser to many different emo boys and something has gone horribly awry and now the engagement is off.  Here’s her pic:

I don’t know why I bother cause she looks totally different in every photo, but that gives you the general idea, now doesn’t it?  So people are saying that whatever she did, Gerard is pissed.  See below:

“During a concert Gerard started
chanting and screaming:
I’M GONNA WASH THAT MAN RIGHT OUTTA MY HAIR!
over and over. [Hmm..related to a certain hairdresser he knows? ;)]
And changed the lyrics to
‘Give Em Hell Kid’
(during the “there’s no way I’m kissing that guy” part) to:
“You can keep the house, i’ll keep the dog, you can take the car,
AND I’LL KEEP THE FUCKING DOG!”

Gerard also took off his
gloves on stage and apparently waved
his now “ring-free” hand during Cancer as he sang
“know that i will never marry”
apparently he REALLY screamed
“NEVER MARRY” and did the cut throat sign…
During Mama at the end where
he “cries” he dragged the crying out
longer than needed and kept
repeating “I’m soooo upset. Boo Hoo.
I’m sooo saaaad.” And after he
stopped “crying” he looked at the
camera with this smirk that said
“To hell I am!”

This is from a random Buzznet post but there seems to be a lot of other posts backing up that story and he has supposedly told a few interviewers that he is no longer engaged.  Who knows what went on there, but he should now just face the facts and hook up with Frank (one of the guitarists) or the lead singer of Billy Talent (who apparently Gerard is a big fan of-yay Canada and I love them too cause I am teenie like that even though I am 27. Weep for me).

 Smokin’ couple.  That’s Ben from Billy Talent.

That’s Gerard in the back and Frank in the front, just how it should be! Ow!  Sorry homophobes, but you can suck it.

Ok, I know Gerard isn’t gay (he totally embraces the manlove though), but it would make me so much less jealous if he was.