July 5, 2007 by Sarah
so, there were these rumors going around that a mexican paparazzo took pictures of nick lachey and vanessa minnillo doing it in a mexican hot tub. supposedly lachey and minnillo put the kibosh on the photos threatening to sue the pants off of anyone who published or posted them.
turns out rumors are totally always true. my beloved site drunken stepfather fears no one and they posted the photos. here they are in all their non glory.
if i had a penis (which, contrary to rumor, i do not) i’d give it to minnillo from the back too cause i wouldn’t be able to stand looking at her slow face.
July 4, 2007 by youmybabydaddy
From www.hollywoodrag.com:
Chimp Beaten on ‘Speed Racer’ Set Anger PETA — Christina Ricci’s latest film has sparked outrage following allegations a chimpanzee was beaten on set.
The chimp is said to have bitten an actor on the set of ‘Speed Racer’, which reportedly resulted in the animal being hit.
PETA has written to producer Joel Silver urging him to stop using live animals in his movies.
The chimp bit someone. Does the little bastard not deserve a smack? I’m sure it was not like they got him on the ground and kicked the crap out of him. He probably got a little tap and now PETA is all over that shit. Sometimes they just take things a little far. If anything they shouldn’t be using live animals cause actors get bit, not cause the chimp got a little naughty boy spank. Jesus. I think the bite probably hurt a hell of a lot more. I claim human rights on this one. You should be able to work without some chimp taking a chunk out of you. Here’s the chimp’s reaction to this whole situation:
See what we have driven them too? Today’s society even causes primates to go on homicidal rampages. He’s saying, “Smack me again bitch. I dare you.”
So does PETA not want humans to interact with animals at all? So no pets cause pets can bite too? I don’t understand where they draw the line or why they don’t think there are more important battles to be fought. Have you seen what happens overseas? These movie set animals are nothing compared to dancing bears kept in small cages with chains cut into their noses and trust me, I have seen it all. I think they just fight every battle but they just end up looking like a big whiny pain in the ass of an organization when they don’t just focus on more serious concerns. And no, I don’t consider a serious concern to be some chimp getting a disiplinary whack like you see mothers giving to their kids in grocery stores pretty much everyday.
July 3, 2007 by youmybabydaddy
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Now just substitute “girlfriend” for “fiancee” and “sleeps with your cousin” with “sleeps with the girl that rented a room at your place.” (okay, so that never fully happened, but if it did and I had an iPhone I would stalk his ass and have the best tool to do so. Plus, I still have a list of other people to stalk and the capabilities are just astounding…)
Oh! And another reason…
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Now I can totally kick my meth habit!
July 2, 2007 by Sarah
yesterday tv news was saturated with the image of prince william dancing during the concert thrown to celebrate what would have been princess diana’s 46th birthday. what was that enchanting dance he was performing? how did he get such mad skillz? has he been professionally trained? all of these questions, and more, raced through my head as i watched a brief clip of him performing what i now call “the hula hoop”
bbc world news won’t allow embedding of the clip so watch it here. “the hula hoop” makes it’s appearance at 1:27.
i predict that dance floors will soon be filled with people doing “the hula hoop”.
