top five reasons why i hate zach braff

August 10, 2007 by Sarah  

look at him, he’s hideously ugly. in this photo he is begging you to love him, it worked on mandy moore but don’t let it work on you.
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his first movie, garden state, was total, overrated, pretentious wank. just looking at this photo from it proves my point.

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he reminds me of ray romano. i hate ray romano.
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he directs dunkin donuts commercials, bad ones, and he’s the voice of wendy’s - what a total sellout!

he’s a bloated douche.

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i have to go throw up now.

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  1. i don;t hate him - he is an actor though so i do a little- i hate all actors- you can never be friends with an actor- you may think you are but you arent - they are just keeping you around so you can tell them how great they are

    Comment by genevieve — August 10, 2007 @ 1:20 pm

  2. yeah, i hate him. also forgot to mention how much scrubs sucks. damn, there’s number six. there are a bunch more reasons though.

    Comment by Sarah — August 12, 2007 @ 7:02 pm

  3. i have to agree with you sarah. I happened to watch “The Last Kiss” yesterday - and I hate him. There is something about him. Maybe that they keep casting him as this love object, when really he is more villianous a look to him. Sniveling and annoying would be a great role for him.

    Comment by Mofitta — August 13, 2007 @ 10:17 am

  4. I don’t mind him. He totally reminds me of Ray Romano though and I never realized it. I actually like the commercial. Sorry. You can beat me later for being a loser. He would be good in the sniveling annoying role like Lori said. Perfect. I don’t like Scrubs either.

    Comment by youmybabydaddy — August 14, 2007 @ 8:28 am

  5. I think Zack Braff *is* Ray Romano. Using science, Ray Romano goes through a daily metamorphosis to become the young Braff to appeal to a non-geriatric audience.

    Comment by Brian — August 15, 2007 @ 12:03 pm

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