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For the housebitches…

Here’s what you need:  Cleaning products that don’t have phosphates, don’t have harsh chemicals that make your lungs burn (I seriously think I did some damage with the shit I’ve been using), don’t test on animals, come in recycled packaging, have no animal products (other than beeswax-oh boo hoo poor bees-who gives a shit about those stinging bastards anyway, really) and supposedly smell good and work well too.  Sounds like a miracle for us tree huggers doesn’t it?  I’m impressed even if you’re not anyway and I’m gonna get me some.  Two sister companies, Mrs. Meyers and Caldrea have some good stuff.  Their packaging is even cute and for the looks-obsessed that is important damn it!  See here:

 How cute.  I know, like OMG. Caldrea goes for the shishi look and Mrs. Meyers is just soaked in kitcsh.  Take your pick.  Both have very similar products with different scents.  Shoot your wad (or spend it, maybe that would be nicer) at www.mrsmeyers.com or www.caldrea.com.  Caldrea has carriers in Canada, Mrs. Meyers does not.  There we go being inferior again, eh?  Anyway, these mofos have laundry detergent even!  They have everything.  Never get bleach eye stinging, skin blistering, lungs begging for mercy again!  Whoo hoo!  I would much rather kill myself with cigarettes and alcohol than something as lame as harsh cleaning products and I’m sure you would too.  Get shopping domestic slaves…