my two favorite unsubstantiated rumors
August 27, 2007 by Sarah
every little once and a while beautiful rumors surface that are far to perfect and wonderful to be true. here are my two current favorites:
- britney spears is working with uber-trashy “magician” kris angel in order to create a mtv awards opening in which she would disappear and then re-appear in another country. is this an attempt to revive her career? nope. it’s an attempt to get her children away from her parents and k-fed so that she and her babies can start over.
- jake gyllenhaal is going to come out of the closet by the end of next month. why? because he and his long-time partner, maybe a drunk driving actor, maybe a chef, are planning on becoming parents. a surrogate is, according to rumor, knocked up at this very moment.
feast on those, my pretties.
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I love the Jake Gyllenhaal one just because I love anything to do with him, so even a rumor deserves a little lovin’. Britney’s rumors are always the best. That one is pretty low key compared to the others. My favorite is not brushing their teeth and then using whitestrips. Cheetos stain those suckers you know.
Comment by youmybabydaddy — August 28, 2007 @ 2:22 pm
aw i would just love it if jake was gay- i will just die when those pics come out of him and his boytoy holding their little son/daughter- just like when he had that adorable puppy- to me puppies and kittens are just like babies- maybe even better
Comment by genevieve — August 28, 2007 @ 4:39 pm
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