dear shia:
i know that i’ve loved you for a very long time but recently i’ve come to realize that we have to break up. it seems like just the other day i was gushing to my friend jess about you and now it’s come to this.
i’m not going to give you any of that “it’s not you, it’s me” bullshit. it’s not me, it’s totally all you. i’ve noticed so many changes in you lately. first you started slicking back your hair, needless to say, i don’t think it’s having the desired affect, you look more creepy then good. then there was the interview in vanity fair. i couldn’t read it all in one sitting because you sounded like a total asshole. now you’re rumored to be dating rihanna, she of alien head and awful umbrella song. it’s like i don’t even know you anymore, the boy i fell in love with is gone.
don’t do anything to try and win me back because it won’t work, i’m already in love with someone else (hey michael cera!). we had some good times, i know you won’t forget them and i won’t either.
sarah
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i like that umbrella song- its perfect candy- and its so easy to sing along too- which makes a song likeable in my books. I agree with the slicked back hair- but then i think about how sexy it will look when it all goes everywhere when we make out- course my hands will be all greasy- i don’t think rhianna (?) is ugly i think she is so pretty even with her alien head- ella ella ella eh eh eh
Comment by genevieve — August 31, 2007 @ 12:53 pm
I like that song until that part and then it makes me feel like I’m listening to a CD that is skipping and I almost fly into a homicidal rage. It’s creepy, I know. Shia is barf. He looks like a soppy douche. I am glad you broke up with him.
Comment by youmybabydaddy — September 4, 2007 @ 9:23 am
im totally dating him now- i will happily take your rejects- love me shia love me long time
Comment by genevieve — September 4, 2007 @ 12:12 pm
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