ugly of the week
i really think that andrea (a.k.a. youmybabydaddy) is on to something with her whole ‘drunk of the week’ thing. clearly i’m not creative enough to come up with my own, unique thoughts so i’ve decided to steal a little piece of andrea’s genius, tweek it, and make it kind of my own - welcome to ugly of the week!
i know the ugliness in this section is supposed to encompass all of the ugly that’s been on display thorough out the week but i really feel that this ugly-ass photo of britney takes the cake. the lecherous look she’s giving the water, the wicked case of crazy eye, the nasty ass weave and her bloated face make britney spears the first ugly of the week.
more olsen
i wonder how long ashley’s shoes take to do up. i’m thinking a long time.
is that some sort of frog thing on m.k.’s wrist? the forty rings make her look rather chavy.
sometimes i think i’d like to know where the olsens shop but then i come to my senses and realize i’m not ready for that yet.
top five reasons why i hate zach braff
look at him, he’s hideously ugly. in this photo he is begging you to love him, it worked on mandy moore but don’t let it work on you.
his first movie, garden state, was total, overrated, pretentious wank. just looking at this photo from it proves my point.
he reminds me of ray romano. i hate ray romano.
he directs dunkin donuts commercials, bad ones, and he’s the voice of wendy’s - what a total sellout!
he’s a bloated douche.
i have to go throw up now.
i cannot wait for ‘be kind rewind’ to come out
read this synopsis from ropes of silicon and you’ll feel as anxious and excited as me:
Be Kind Rewind stars Jack Black as Jerry, a junkyard worker who attempts to sabotage a power plant that he believes is melting his brain. But when his plan goes awry, the magnetic field that he creates accidentally erases all of the videotapes in a local video store where his best friend Mike works. Fearing that the mishap will cost Mike his job, the two friends team up to keep the store’s only loyal customer, a little old lady with a tenuous grasp on reality, from realizing what has happened by recreating and re-filming every movie she decides to rent. From Back to the Future, to Robocop, to Rush Hour, to The Lion King, Jerry and Mike become the biggest stars in their neighbourhood by starring in the biggest movies ever made.
p.s. - mos def is in it! also, it was directed by michael gondry (director of amazing music videos and ‘eternal sunshine of the spotless mind)!
Is that a flask in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Wino totally has a package in a lot of pictures. I know it just looks like zipper bulge, but is it possible to own that many shorts that do that? I have the Einhorn/Finkelstein theory-she’s a man baby. I know her face looks womanly enough, but don’t let the eyeliner fool you.
Drunk of the Week-Wednesday Special
This is a Wednesday special cause I was unable to post my usual Friday Drunk of the Week. My thong didn’t match my laptop so I decided to pass out on a picnic table instead:
Ok, you got me. That actually is someone else. I might have preferred to be in her place, shame and all compared to where I really was on Friday (work…aka that which drives me to drink).
yikes!
so, i, like the rest of the world, have been consumed by harry potter fever. because of this everything i see somehow leads to a potter connection. when i saw this photo of britney my first thought was of the dementors. why? because looking at this bitch steals every bit of warmth and happiness from my body. she’s so awful that i actually feel bad for dementors due to the comparison.
nasty x $42,000
yikes, this bag is butt ugly! a couple of weeks ago i saw a photo of (sometimes scary sometimes great) beyonce walking around carrying this monstrosity and i think, due to its horribleness, i fooled myself into thinking that it was simply a nightmare. alas, it isn’t, this piece of unexplainable expensive crap is real. the bags, made by louis vuitton, brand of sometimes questionable taste, are ultra limited edition. they’re are made up of a bunch of different louis patterned bags in order to create one horribly ostentatious eyesore. since only four are available in the states (at the bargain price of $42,000) i better run to get mine now.
ugliest shoes i’ve ever seen
Yea you are correct these are flip flop/thong boots
i have no idea who this girl is but i feel sorry for her- i think she thinks she looks awesome