September 30, 2007 by Sarah
i am seriously in love with this turtle. my reasons for loving it are two fold:
- it’s really cute, both sides.
- it makes me think and sometimes i like that. when i look at the turtle i wonder things like:
- does it just have one name or two?
- how does it walk?
- does one turtle lead and does the other follow?
- do they share the work?
- are they always fighting about which way to go?
- do the two heads get along?
- can i have a pet like this if i glue two turtles together?
- what’s the best glue to use on turtles?
September 28, 2007 by youmybabydaddy
Kate Bosworth is the cutest thing going, but the high-waisted jeans ICK! She pulls them off better than anyone but it is simply impossible to pull those wretched things off in general so please make it stop! The worst offender in overdoing this already horrible trend would definately be Fergie:
As if overalls weren’t hideous enough!
Oh my god there they are again! It is like the Groundhog Day of fashion! Ahhhhh!
Save me baby Jesus! Not only are the high but the goddamn things are purple too!
by youmybabydaddy
Drew Carey, I love you and you will kick ass on The Price is Right, but you will never be Alex Trebek. That must really depress you. Here’s another reason to love Alex Trebek (as if you needed another reason):
I don’t really think he is drunk here. I think he is just being his sassy self. But just in case, we still bestow him the honor of Drunk of the Week cause he would be a lot of fun to party with.
by Sarah
all i have to say is: rumer, you’ve had it coming for a while.
September 25, 2007 by Brian
Looking at how expensive it is to fly from the States to Canada (Air Canada), I came across this relatively new airline, Skybus.
You can fly from Boston to Daytona Beach for $10 each way! Yup, book it from Jan 22 to Jan 29, it costs a whopping $20.
September 24, 2007 by Brian
Today at Columbia University in NYC, the Iranian President again questioned that the Holocaust occurred, claimed that women in his country have equal rights….and declared that gays don’t exist in his country, they only exist in the west.
September 23, 2007 by Sarah
way back when i lived in ireland i became obsessed with this random romanian song that, for whatever reason (probably related to the country’s massive alcohol consumption), was very popular. every now and then i search for the song with no luck . . . until today. the song is called “dragostea din tei” and it’s by a brilliant band called ozone. jackpot:
although the video displays mass amounts of early nineties stylings (which i should know since i’ve been watching a lot of season one 90210 lately) i assure you it was made only a couple of years ago. my main highlights are the sunglasses and the plane wing action. i’m confident that the video will offer you many things to love.
if you’re interested in discovering what the dazzling lyrics mean in english click here. if you feel like starting an ozone fan club let me know cause i’m totally interested!
by Sarah
holy shit have i come across an over abundance of ugly pictures lately! it’s like ugly christmas. it’s a three way ugly tie this week.
i know this photo is old-ish but seriously, it’s irresistible. there’s so much to comment on: the look on her face, the outfit, the quazimoto like walk. i’m so very over lily allen, she holds nothing for me anymore. i can’t take her wining and crying and her shitty attitude, i hope she sinks back into oblivion soon.
don’t try to blame the choice in sunglasses for renee zellweger’s ugliness. she should always wear something as ugly as these glasses in order to have something to blame, other then her face, for her unfortunate appearance. you know when i started hating the white stripes? when they started releasing bad albums. you know when i also started hating the white stripes? when jack white proved himself retarded by dating renee zellweger, that’s when.
what’s even nastier then amy winehouse? her track marks. keep the shooting up to between the toes and save us from the misery of having to see photos like this, lady.
September 21, 2007 by youmybabydaddy
Jordan talks about how big her husband’s dick is on a regular basis, has plastic bits for days and now she has a book out for tweens about ponies? Huh…what? Who the fuck does she think she is, Barbie? You wish! I’m totally confused, but it is a book about ponies so I’m sold nevertheless.
Oh my god! Is that her real ponymobile in the background there? hahaha Hearts and horses. It’s like, who brought the retard? Not only brought the retard, but bought it a horse and let it choose the trailer decor.
“Hey mommy, how come that lady in the pony book you bought me is showing me her chode and kissing some homo looking guy?” So not Barbie. So not PG. So not a good one to put out a kid’s book on ANYTHING! But if it’s for me, it is perfect.
September 19, 2007 by Brian
I apologize for the freshman headline, but Sherri Shephard, co-host of The View, doesn’t believe in evolution and thinks the earth is flat.
