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zac efron loves himself more than anyone else ever can.

while perusing drunken stepfather this afternoon i came across this photo of vanessa hudgens and zac efron at the beach. at first i thought this open eyed kiss photo was a testament to his gayness and the massive sham that is their only for photo-ops relationship but now i’m not so sure.

i totally think that zac is keeping his eyes open so that he can stare at his own reflection in hudgens sunglasses while he kisses her. pretty boys like to do stuff like that. i’ll even go as far as to say that he totally thinks of himself while having sex. it’s what gets him excited and it’s the only way he can “do it”.  doing stuff like that doesn’t make you gay it just makes you really self-involved.  i’m not sure if all of these realizations make me hate him more or if they make me totally love him. only time will tell.

actually, come to think of it, i don’t think i can ever love him because he wears so much make up. notice how his hair isn’t wet in the photo? yeah, that’s because he can’t go underwater cause his makeup might get ruined and how would he secretly re-apply it at the beach? i’m glad he didn’t dunk cause i don’t want the ocean to get polluted with all the stuff he has on his face.

i feel really bad for vanessa hudgens. of course she’s sending out naked photos of herself to random nickelodeon celebrities. she’s totally just looking for self validation, you’d have low self esteem too if your ‘boyfriend’ was prettier then you.