How would you like this?

September 19, 2007 by youmybabydaddy  

I would love to have all the riches that a celebrity might, but how about this happening every time you go out with friends:

http://www.brightcove.tv/title.jsp?title=1184402425

Man, that’s insane!  I would just not go to those places where the hounds are and I guess they choose to anyway.  I love when she runs over the one guy’s foot.  I would totally do that on purpose and find my ass sued.  I love looking at their pictures, but can’t there just be one or two getting some good shots and not two hundred?  I guess business is business.  And why are all the paps total Guidos?  I’m surprised the grease doesn’t fuck up their lenses.  Do little Guidos grow up and say to themselves, one day I want to be a construction worker, club owner or paparazzi.  That poor Benz could probably just slide right through the crowd after having all them around it like butter.  Mmmm.  That’s tasty. 

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  1. 1. Is that why she shaved her hair off? Because they can tell if you’ve done drugs even if you go ‘clean’ for a few weeks?

    2. I think it’s the hangers-on who drag her out. They can’t take the stench of feces and coochie juice in the mansion. You know she walks around buck-nekked. That’s why she throws on a shirt to go to Starbucks and can’t tell by the breeze that her ass is hanging out.

    3. I was waiting for her to dump her purse out and just shove it over her head. Do it. Do it. Go ahead. I said DO IT!!

    4. Her little leech friend couldn’t have been slower rolling up the driver’s side window. Someone inside the circle, possibly Britney herself, just made their pocket jingle.

    Comment by hotforcheezits — September 19, 2007 @ 3:52 pm

  2. Purse…hat… anything to cover up that horrible weave. With all the money she has I still don’t understand the stank ‘do.

    Comment by youmybabydaddy — September 19, 2007 @ 4:04 pm

  3. Britney’s doin’ it for herself so she don’t have to pay off another “secret witness,” budro!

    Comment by hotforcheezits — September 19, 2007 @ 4:34 pm

  4. Makes perfect sense. She really needs to just kiss and make up with Paves and get his ass on the case.

    Comment by youmybabydaddy — September 19, 2007 @ 4:59 pm

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