oh lordy, i think i’m in love!
September 30, 2007 by Sarah
i am seriously in love with this turtle. my reasons for loving it are two fold:
- it’s really cute, both sides.
- it makes me think and sometimes i like that. when i look at the turtle i wonder things like:
- does it just have one name or two?
- how does it walk?
- does one turtle lead and does the other follow?
- do they share the work?
- are they always fighting about which way to go?
- do the two heads get along?
- can i have a pet like this if i glue two turtles together?
- what’s the best glue to use on turtles?
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Gorilla glue for sure. You just have to saw them in half, make space for poops and plop some glue on there-voila! Two headed turtle. You can be proud to say you made it yourself. God that’s horrible. Someone call PETA on my ass just for joking about it. By the way, I think the names Yurtle and Myrtle would be just gorgeous.
Comment by youmybabydaddy — October 1, 2007 @ 8:52 am
Are they even aware of each other? Or, does each one thinks they have an incredibly itchy ass? As my wise grandfather used to say: “Life ain’t right, when your ass ain’t tight.”
Comment by hotforcheezits — October 1, 2007 @ 5:59 pm
how do you know when your ass is tight?
Comment by genevieve — October 3, 2007 @ 1:39 pm
Honey, if you’re ass ain’t tight…all kinds of things come droppin’ out of there. Believe me, you’d know.
Comment by hotforcheezits — October 4, 2007 @ 11:18 am
Somebody get some pampers. There’s a girl around that has the last name Somers but everyone calls her Bummers cause she is lacking the tightness from overuse and the rumor is that she even has to wear adult diapers for the leakage. Ouch. That is a harsh one. I wonder what they say about me.
Comment by youmybabydaddy — October 5, 2007 @ 9:34 am
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