September 19, 2007 by youmybabydaddy
I would love to have all the riches that a celebrity might, but how about this happening every time you go out with friends:
http://www.brightcove.tv/title.jsp?title=1184402425
Man, that’s insane! I would just not go to those places where the hounds are and I guess they choose to anyway. I love when she runs over the one guy’s foot. I would totally do that on purpose and find my ass sued. I love looking at their pictures, but can’t there just be one or two getting some good shots and not two hundred? I guess business is business. And why are all the paps total Guidos? I’m surprised the grease doesn’t fuck up their lenses. Do little Guidos grow up and say to themselves, one day I want to be a construction worker, club owner or paparazzi. That poor Benz could probably just slide right through the crowd after having all them around it like butter. Mmmm. That’s tasty.
by youmybabydaddy
Everyone enjoys a good wonk. I really can’t believe how many of them are out there in the celebrity world. I think this means me and my little eye that enjoys a good wander should really be famous. As for you celebrity wonks, be out in your full splendor for all to see and admire. For the rest of you, don’t be jealous. Eyes that work together are just out right now, but you’ll have your day again soon enough.
September 17, 2007 by youmybabydaddy
No, not really.
September 14, 2007 by youmybabydaddy
I really thought Sienna Miller was the type that could pull off anything cause she’s hot, right? I know there are lots of haters out there that probably wouldn’t agree, but I always think she looks gorgeous. Now that she is brunette though I am wondering if I was seriously tarded. It doesn’t even look like the same person to me. Could the hair color really do that much for her?
I mean it is not like she is ugly or anything, but not stunning. Is it just the color or am I missing something here? I thought she would look good in anything, any style, no makeup e.t.c. and now my dreams are dashed. Then again I think my self esteem just went up a notch. Oh, nope, it’s back down again. Damn.
by youmybabydaddy
Don’t say I didn’t warn you…
The governement really needs to step up and address the problem of all these drunk bums. harhar. Somebody needs a serious wax job or at least get some nair on that thing. Fuzz is cute, but fur, not so much. Looks like he had a good time though and that matters more than the embarassment of having your naked ass posted all over the internet and ridiculed for it’s unsightly overgrowth. Or not.
September 13, 2007 by Sarah
it’s been a while since i’ve purchased tickets to a show via ticketmaster, i’m totally starting to remember why i avoid them like the plauge. recently i bought tickets to see animal collective. the actual show tickets were around $16 but there was a $4.75 convenience charge tacked on to each ticket, what the hell is the deal with that? i want to go see patrick wolf soon but i can’t justify the “convenience charge”, but i really want to go. i’m leaning towards not buying tickets from them in future but what should i do about the shows i want to go to? is there a way around ticketmaster purchases? where’s pearl jam when you need them?
by Sarah
while perusing drunken stepfather this afternoon i came across this photo of vanessa hudgens and zac efron at the beach. at first i thought this open eyed kiss photo was a testament to his gayness and the massive sham that is their only for photo-ops relationship but now i’m not so sure.
i totally think that zac is keeping his eyes open so that he can stare at his own reflection in hudgens sunglasses while he kisses her. pretty boys like to do stuff like that. i’ll even go as far as to say that he totally thinks of himself while having sex. it’s what gets him excited and it’s the only way he can “do it”. doing stuff like that doesn’t make you gay it just makes you really self-involved. i’m not sure if all of these realizations make me hate him more or if they make me totally love him. only time will tell.
actually, come to think of it, i don’t think i can ever love him because he wears so much make up. notice how his hair isn’t wet in the photo? yeah, that’s because he can’t go underwater cause his makeup might get ruined and how would he secretly re-apply it at the beach? i’m glad he didn’t dunk cause i don’t want the ocean to get polluted with all the stuff he has on his face.
i feel really bad for vanessa hudgens. of course she’s sending out naked photos of herself to random nickelodeon celebrities. she’s totally just looking for self validation, you’d have low self esteem too if your ‘boyfriend’ was prettier then you.
September 12, 2007 by youmybabydaddy
Or twisted sisters, whatever. I said Amanda Lepore and Jenna Jameson are really starting to look alike and now I even have a photo of them together at the Heatherette show. How odd.
Which one would you do?
Yikes is all I can say. Actually, let me add this-somebody needs a Krispy Kreme IV. Or at least a sandwich.
by youmybabydaddy
Who does not want to talk about this shit? I couldn’t believe that performance. I was awestruck, maybe not so much in a good way, but awestruck. Here are the theories on why it was so painful to watch:
1/ She was drugged up
2/ She had spent the last few nights partying and was all hungover and beat
3/ One of her heels broke
4/ She just hadn’t rehearsed enough
5/ She saw herself on the screens and thought she looked fat and had a self-esteem related meltdown right then and there
6/ She had a mini nervous breakdown from the pressure of her comeback moment
I am going to go with all 6 personally. I don’t know about the heel thing though, but it is possible. It didn’t break right off, but I have had boots like hers where the heel cracked loose at the back and would wobble and sometimes kick forward if you were dancing. Hmmm. So maybe. What’s your guess?
By the way, if you want to see the video, head to mtv.com in the States and mtv.ca in the great white north.
September 9, 2007 by Sarah
