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jordan can look pretty?

what with all that barbie hair and unnecessary details about her sex life i thought that there was no hope for jordan to actually ever look normal, let alone pretty.  well, smack me with a product from her jordan haircare electrical range, she achieves both normal and pretty in the above photo.  to just my british, i’m gobsmacked!

when was marc jacobs hotter - then or now?

then:

or now:

i love then so much more then i love now.  look at those cute little glasses and that ironic mickey mouse shirt!

marc is too gay club (think babylon from Queer as Folk)/metro now, plus, his boyfriend is a total loser poseur.   speaking of his boyfriend, jason “manhunt” preston, he has the worst taste in tattoos!  seriously, he got the marc jacobs logo tattooed on his arm - that’s not a sign of love, that’s a pathetic plea and advertisement for attention.  also, who the fuck loves mariah carey so much that they’d get her name tattooed on their tummy?  no sane person, that’s for sure.  oh man, and i can’t believe he actually wore that stupid dead mouse broach that psycho courtney love gave him!  seriously, he’s such a pathetic attention whore, he’ll do anything to be noticed.

ugly of the week

i know i keep using the same people over and over again, but what can i do?  if they keep giving me ugly i’m going to use it.

renee zellweger, you make me want to barf.

Must See Stevie

I found yet another YouTube pleasure.  Beat Stevie.  Mike Skinner (The Streets) heads it up and sometimes his friends take over.  This one is my favorite, especially when Example takes over and gets laughing and talking nonsense about Twixes in the eyes.  It makes me giddy.  You’ll see what I mean:

Now go waste some time on YouTube and watch them all.  And if you like The Streets you might want to check out Example’s stuff too- www.myspace.com/leadingbyexample

gay or straight?

why does it always have to be one or the other?  in the case of little jake gyllenhaal, who’s surrounded by lots of gay!  no!  straight! rumors, i totally get the neither vibe.  so, for the record, despite the fact that i love him and would like very much to see him naked, i think jake is asexual.

ugly of the week

dear britney,

hi.  i just wanted to take a minute to tell you that no amount of collagen is going to save you from the ugly.  that’s all.  you can now continue on with your rapid downward spiral.

xoxo,

sarah

You need to come down to the cellar…

I just found this site, Soundboard Archive.  It kinda looks like a spam site, but don’t let that deter you from the sweet, sweet content.  Here’s one for Sarah.

douche-y-est couple ever award / ugly of the week

oh!  two “awards”!  these idiots would probably be excited about this shit.

i’d post a link to the video of ashleeeee “moshing” at a fall out boy show but i don’t hate you that much.

my friend jeff’s doppleganger

This guy on hgtv looks totally like my friend jeff- he even sounds and acts like him- its so freaky i always have to watch the show that he is on because its just creepy fantastico.

Here is a link to a video on the website of the show on hgtv- the jeff lookalike’s name is tommy!!

for you sarah not sara

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute