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ugly of the week

god is she nasty.  look at that forehead, it’s the size of the northern hemisphere and it’s about as slick as an oil spill.  what’s with all the blotches on her face?  i bet that ever time she looks in the mirror she regrets ditching tom cruise cause who’s going to pay her plastic surgery bills now?  keith urban sure as hell can’t do it since he’s a white trash country singer who spends all his money on booze, drugs, and any hooker that doesn’t look like his wife.