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ugly of the week.

paris looks hideous here (more so than normal).  she looks so old and haggard.  it’s like a glimpse into her future and it’s not so good.

new found love

Dear Brady,

I love you.  Can i have your baby? I cannot wait to see you kick some Giants ass on Sunday.

PS. Please ingore the drool on my chin.

XO

i love ryan gosling.

dear ryan,

your suit is really shiny.  on other people i’d hate it.  in fact, i’d mock them for it.  but with you, i love it.

xoxo,

sarah

good lord, everything about him is just so right.

Making Web Content Expire

I was reading this post at the signal vs noise blog, and found it interesting to set expirations for images and content.  I’d hate to have pictures of me from high school circulating the web because of a trendy-at-the-time blog, Facebook page or video post.

roger ebert

i use to hate this guy. i totally thought that all of his movie reviews were total bullshit. he was so unnecessarily mean and pompous. but now he’s totally won me over. his cancer battle is just so damn awful and he’s been such an adorable little trooper all the way through. he’s so cute in all of his interviews, saying lovely things, telling endearing stories, i seriously don’t see him as an acid tounged reviewer anymore. he’s melted my cold little heart. either that or i’m going soft in my old age. either way, i dare you to look at this photo of roger ebert and not fall a little in love:

Blonde Redhead at the Paradise

We saw Blonde Redhead at the Paradise on Sunday.  The show was both sold-out and great.  Here are some artsy video links from the trio:

• Equus
• Top Ranking

I found love for Jerry O’Connell

Why?  Because he isn’t scared enough to make fun of Tom Cruise even though he has a pretty good chance at running into him at a party or disappearing into some black unmarked van thanks to the Scientology goons that cruise L.A.

Oh, and he does the maniacal laugh with the clap so fucking good it blows my mind!  KFC really is good chicken.  Plus, he scored Rebecca Romejn (or however you spell that) and she’s gotta see something there.

oh no!

usually i would argue vehemently (yes, i have gotten into an argument about that before) against forced sterilization but, in this situation (double nasties britney and adnan) i’m all for it.

Indiana Jones v. Rambo

Verses

We had AvP (and even AvP2) so why not a little IvR? Here’s my comparison:

Clearly Rambo wins hands-down.

my new boyfriend

his name is henry cavill and hot doesn’t cover it.

both of these photos are from the showtime program “the tudors”. during the holidays i watched all of season one and its where he and i fell in love. when i say “where he and i fell in love” what i really mean is where i pathetically drooled over any screen time that he had and cherished any nude scene that the directors/writers were kind enough to give him. anyways, i’m sure if he knew me he’d love me too so there’s nothing wrong with my feelings for him. nothing wrong at all.

because of the tudors i’ve become obsessed with tudor england. i’ve read a few books about it and it’s really sad, i look out for any mention of the character that henry plays, charles brandon, almost like i think the real life person and the actor are one and the same. when i found out that brandon escaped king henry’s fetish for head removal i was really happy. there i go again with the blurring of lines between television and reality. at least i’m more normal then britney spears.