Commentary on the Downfall of Modern Society
February 25, 2008 by youmybabydaddy
No one puts the toilet seat down anymore. Every time I walk into anyone’s bathroom it is just sitting there, upright. It has a purpose and it is sadly neglected. When you walk into a bathroom and it is down, it just looks right. No home showcasing magazines show the toilet up, nor should they. Ponder this one: when you close that seat and then flush you are no longer being showered by miniscule droplets of airbourne poop juice. That shit can fly people! Consider this next time you need to take a squirt. Put the seat down and change the world. Restore to the seat its rightful purpose and you will feel like all in the world is right. Thank you for your time. On with your now improved lives.
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i always put the seat down- but that is because mee moo (paris) drinks out of their and then pukes- plus then i dont want to touch her because that is gross- i dont even keep my toothbrush in the bathroom because of poo particle fear
Comment by genevieve — February 25, 2008 @ 5:02 pm
Beware the poo particles. We need to spread the word.
Comment by youmybabydaddy — February 26, 2008 @ 11:35 am
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