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las vegas: day one

brian and i are in las vegas. clearly, this means that we have to eat at some sort of buffet. they’re everywhere. last night we went to the one at the wynn cause i heard that it’s very vegetarian friendly. it was nice. there was lots of food. lots of it was veggie friendly. while we were sitting and eating i saw the respectable looking lady at the table next to me take all of the massive slabs of prime rib off of her and her children’s plates and stuff them in a ziplock bag that she’d brought from home. she did it all secret-like then shoved the bag filled with meat into her purse. the bag was filled to the top. i couldn’t believe that i saw that. this morning i realized that she made all her kids get some prime rib but they didn’t eat it - holy shit! it was all planned out. brian explained to me that buffets are just a massive sociology experiment. i can see it now. i think i’ll stick to normal restaurants from now on.

oh, brian got ray-ban sunglasses. like the tom cruise in risky business kind. he wanted me to say that.

he also wants me to say: that he got the sunglasses because he forgot his other ones. and that his hair is messy because he just woke up. and that i went to forever 21 and heritage 1980. and that we lost $40 playing penny slots (my game!) and 5 cent slots (too rich for my blood!). oh! and we ate vegan donuts! and our room is really nice, we’re staying at the palazzo. like nicer-than-our-apartment nice. it’s also bigger than our apartment.