las vegas: day two
i won $57 playing penny slots. penny slots! i sat down, put money in, pushed the button (i’m too lazy to pull the arm thing) and then the machine started playing a winning song. seriously, i know the secrets of winning playing slots. people say it’s random but it’s not. i’ve uncovered the way to win. i’m also really good at roulette. brian says you can’t be good cause it’s all random but that’s not true. i think i’m, like, psychic or something.
i also had a pina colada from treasure island. they’re so good. tonight i’m going to get a big one in a gigantic red scull mug. we also got our marriage license, we had to wait in line for about an hour. they lady kept spelling my name wrong, like it’s hard. the marriage license is pretty and official looking.
we also had a conversation with a really drunk guy in a bar. the guy was all over me and now i think brian feels guilty for not punching him in the face. i thought the whole thing was rather funny.
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Oh my god I want to go to Vegas so bad. I am drooling over the Pina Colada and the cheesy mugs you can get it in! NOT FAIR! Brian sounds like Scott. He doesn’t usually do anything at the time but then he replays it in his head going why didn’t I do this and why didn’t I do that and I could have totally kicked his ass! but you know if it happened they would do it the same all over again cause they are just too civilized.
Comment by youmybabydaddy — March 5, 2008 @ 3:38 pm
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