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i’m in love

I love Dana White. Yes, i agree he may not be the best looking bloke on the planet but the guy is like sex personified. Holy f***. Not only does he curse like a mother f***er, but he is charming, a total gentleman, and can make putting a girl in a choke hold sexy as hell - like no other man i have ever met! (yes i’ve tried prior). I’ve truly met my match, not sure if any man will measure up after him…
Here is my ode:

XOXO
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