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Egads, what are these dudes up to? What is with the ultra white one doing the ear-handles bit? Is even a dude? Forced oral is so 2004 and what is this, 1890? Mustache man looks like he’s higher than Nicole Richie going the wrong way on the freeway. Tee heeeeee.
God I love it when two straight guys kind of seem like they want to bang each other. So hot. Like this:
He’s saying, “Oh come on Chuck, have another. They’re delicious.”
“Well, Bert, I guess the wife doesn’t get home for another hour and I’m feeling frisky.”
You may finish the story yourselves as long as it involves oodles of manlove. See below for pictures of Nick Lachey’s “givin’ it” face if you require inspiration.
That would be the best Monday morning ever. Fuck ‘em all!
Thanks Lori.
Yes, it is a long weekend for the Canadians! Yay Canadians! This weekend known as May 2-4 since it usually falls on the 24th and usually involves a 2-4 (as in case of beer, people). It is one of the few positives from our past with the Brits and it is formally known as Victoria Day in honour of Queen Victoria’s birthday (I think). So cheers to the Queens!
And have a banana…
Looks like somebody’s following in Daddy’s stumbling footsteps:
Oh yeah, presidential daughters gone wild! She’s already got the porn star name going…
I have kept up on my Friday tradition of googling the word ”drunk” and seeing what I get so here is today’s special:
Wow, Santa is really enjoying his time off this year. I think I see a touch of nad. Yes, just one so it is nad. Just nad. Santa nad. This is so wrong. Where is Rudolph to guide this mess home?
I have no weekend so no Friday to celebrate for me. For you, I have a photo to show you what you can aspire to achieve on your days off. Voila:
Fun and attractive. This time our little friend Daniell is off the hook since this one looks like my man Scott, red faced and all. With lots of drink and a little stink you too can be this guy. Wishing you all a weekend like this one…
I can only conclude from the following video that I would much rather spend my weekend with a monkey.
“Heavy drinking monkeys seem to make better leaders than alcoholic humans and also seem to enjoy greater respect.” In other words, if you have a drinking problem you might consider hanging with the lesser primates.
Almost anyone who has read a travel brochure about Africa has heard of elephants getting drunk from the fruit of the marula tree.
The lore holds that elephants can get drunk by eating the fermented fruit rotting on the ground. Books have been written asserting the truth of the phenomenon, and eyewitness accounts of allegedly intoxicated pachyderms have even been made.
But a new study to be published in the March/April 2006 issue of the journal Physiological and Biochemical Zoology tells a very different story.
Steve Morris, a biologist at the University of Bristol in England and a co-author of the study, says anecdotes of elephants found drunk in the wild go back more than a century.
“There are travelers’ tales from about 1839 reporting Zulu accounts that ‘elephants gently warm their brains with fermented fruits,’” Morris said.
But there is nothing in the biology of either the African elephant or the marula fruit to support the stories, he asserts.
“People just want to believe in drunken elephants,” Morris said.
YOUR DAMN RIGHT THEY DO! I don’t believe this horseshit. I just wanted to believe in drunken elephants. God! I don’t know what to think about anything anymore. First Ana Nicole, then this. I’ve had it. Goodbye cruel world.
Haha that’s more like it! Okay, since I found this graphic to go with my little story here I am now happy again. Yay! So they aren’t drunk on gogi fruit or whatever the hell it was, they are DRUNK WITH POWER! That is so much better.
I looked up “drunk” under Google and this is what I got:
haha Happy Weekend! God I need to get nasty drunk. Side note to Lori-does this not kind of look like a plastered Daniell? And, sorry random dude for stealing a photo off your website and pasting it here. You know you love it.