Smugglin’ Plums
Another bit of hilarity from The Soup:
I think Joel McHale should pose just like that. Actually, that would probably be horrendous. We’ll let him stay in the suit and just love him from there.
And the costume of the year award goes to…
Mark Jacobs! God I love that homo. See this is why I wait til this time of year before I think of who topped the list. Screw Halloween, Marc did it up right at an Arabian Nights themed party by going as the infamous camel toe. Oh I loves me some camel toe, but really, who doesn’t? Check it:
The Best Gay Europop Ever
Prepare to be dazzled. I don’t know if Army of Lovers was ever known to North America, but I will do my best to spread the word. Enjoy the sounds of the shameful era of music that was the early 90s:
Don’t be frightened. Admit you love it. I’m going to have these songs in my head all day. Noooooooooooo!
How would you like this?
I would love to have all the riches that a celebrity might, but how about this happening every time you go out with friends:
http://www.brightcove.tv/title.jsp?title=1184402425
Man, that’s insane! I would just not go to those places where the hounds are and I guess they choose to anyway. I love when she runs over the one guy’s foot. I would totally do that on purpose and find my ass sued. I love looking at their pictures, but can’t there just be one or two getting some good shots and not two hundred? I guess business is business. And why are all the paps total Guidos? I’m surprised the grease doesn’t fuck up their lenses. Do little Guidos grow up and say to themselves, one day I want to be a construction worker, club owner or paparazzi. That poor Benz could probably just slide right through the crowd after having all them around it like butter. Mmmm. That’s tasty.
I want to prance around naked with Britney Spears!
No, not really.
Brothers From Anotha Motha
Or twisted sisters, whatever. I said Amanda Lepore and Jenna Jameson are really starting to look alike and now I even have a photo of them together at the Heatherette show. How odd.
Which one would you do?
Yikes is all I can say. Actually, let me add this-somebody needs a Krispy Kreme IV. Or at least a sandwich.
Try Not to Gag
I think they might be passing something there. Nah, just disease I guess. Yup, it’s official. Any like I ever had for Tito Ortiz has vanished. You could hide stuff in those neck rolls.
kate hudson: slut.
damn, the girl gets around. i rember back in the day, before she was famous, there were all kinds of rumors going around that she was dating neanderthal hockey player eric lindros. shortly after she became famous she married chris robinson, lead singer of the black crows. before they were even divorced she was on to owen wilson. the break up of hudson and wilson hadn’t even been confirmed when photos of a shirtless dax shepard escorting hudson, with shepards shirt over her head, out of a club surfaced. just think, these are the guys we know about, how many others are there? seriously, no wonder owen wilson is rumored to have attempted suicide, it must not feel very good to know that you’re just another, of many, notches on kate hudson’s bedpost*.
kate and chris
kate and owen
kate and dax. what the hell kind of name is dax anyway? and is that any way to behave in a grocery store?
* no, i don’t know the feeling of helplessness and emptiness that being another notch on hudson’s bedpost from experience. damn her, why does she have to hurt me people so!!!
Drunk of the Week-Wednesday Special
This is a Wednesday special cause I was unable to post my usual Friday Drunk of the Week. My thong didn’t match my laptop so I decided to pass out on a picnic table instead:
Ok, you got me. That actually is someone else. I might have preferred to be in her place, shame and all compared to where I really was on Friday (work…aka that which drives me to drink).