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For all of us that enjoy it when toddlers swear, check this.

Explore the site too.  It’s good shit if you are a Will Ferrell fan.

Drunk of the Week-I think I’m in love

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Keifer is my hero.  I know you have probably seen this, but who wouldn’t want to watch it over and over and over again.  Is it funny every single time or am I just simple minded?  DON’T YOU DARE ANSWER THAT!  I thought Keifer was the shit even before I saw this and now it is just overwhelming.  Now him and Bill Murray might just be the dream team.  Sigh. 

Go Blonde or Go Home

I really thought Sienna Miller was the type that could pull off anything cause she’s hot, right? I know there are lots of haters out there that probably wouldn’t agree, but I always think she looks gorgeous. Now that she is brunette though I am wondering if I was seriously tarded. It doesn’t even look like the same person to me. Could the hair color really do that much for her?

I mean it is not like she is ugly or anything, but not stunning. Is it just the color or am I missing something here? I thought she would look good in anything, any style, no makeup e.t.c. and now my dreams are dashed. Then again I think my self esteem just went up a notch. Oh, nope, it’s back down again. Damn.

Brothers From Anotha Motha

Or twisted sisters, whatever. I said Amanda Lepore and Jenna Jameson are really starting to look alike and now I even have a photo of them together at the Heatherette show. How odd.

Which one would you do?

Yikes is all I can say. Actually, let me add this-somebody needs a Krispy Kreme IV. Or at least a sandwich.

Drunk of the Week-Lifetime Loves Edition

“Wheeee”

Murray stopped for drunk driving golf cart

Reuters | Thursday, 23 August 2007

GOLF-BUSTED: Actor Bill Murray has been pulled over by Swedish police for apparently driving his golf cart while drunk, through the streets of Stockholm.

Bill Murray was stopped by Stockholm police Sunday and tested for drunk driving after he was found at the wheel of a golf cart en route to his downtown hotel, police said.Murray was brought to Norrmalm police station, in the north of the city, and given a blood test for alcohol after he refused to take a breath test, said station commander Jan-Olov Lundgren.

“He said in the United States you don’t have to do it (take a breath test),” Lundgren said. “He was very calm and friendly. No problem at all.”

Murray had been out with golfing friends who had played in the Scandinavian Masters tournament, Sweden’s Expressen newspaper said.

Lundgren said the American had been stopped while driving the golf cart from Cafe Opera, an upscale restaurant in the center of town, back to his hotel. A manager at Cafe Opera declined to comment.

Murray was nominated for an Oscar for his leading role in Lost in Translation and is the star of numerous comedy blockbusters, including 1980’s Caddyshack, which lampoons the world of country club golfing.

Lundgren said the blood test result would take 14 days. He said Murray had signed a statement admitting to having had alcohol and had been released.

Representatives for Murray could not be reached for comment. From: www.stuff.co.nz

And this is why he is a lifetime love. Ghostbusters started it all off and the greatness of Bill Murray just never stopped. Now he is drunk driving golf carts? It is like we are soulmates, made for each other. Here is a few photos so you can feast your eyes on the grossly talented smorgasbord that is Mr. Bill Murray (just cause I like posting pictures, sorry):

Awww doesn’t he look pretty?

“Gunga la gunga” One of his best characters ever.

Bill Murray plays Popeye. He does a freakishly good impression.

Bill talking to God. Another reason why I like him, he can get me into heaven.

Another reason why I like him: he looks good in a touque. In case you don’t know, that is a must if any Canadian is going to like you.

This is my favorite by leaps and bounds. If he hasn’t won your love already I suggest watching (or re-watching) Rushmore, Lost in Translation, Ghostbusters and Groundhog Day.

Try Not to Gag

I think they might be passing something there.  Nah, just disease I guess.  Yup, it’s official.  Any like I ever had for Tito Ortiz has vanished.  You could hide stuff in those neck rolls.

And More of The Soup, cause I know you can’t get enough

It’s an oldie but a goodie…

i cannot wait for ‘be kind rewind’ to come out

read this synopsis from ropes of silicon and you’ll feel as anxious and excited as me:

Be Kind Rewind stars Jack Black as Jerry, a junkyard worker who attempts to sabotage a power plant that he believes is melting his brain.  But when his plan goes awry, the magnetic field that he creates accidentally erases all of the videotapes in a local video store where his best friend Mike works.  Fearing that the mishap will cost Mike his job, the two friends team up to keep the store’s only loyal customer, a little old lady with a tenuous grasp on reality, from realizing what has happened by recreating and re-filming every movie she decides to rent.  From Back to the Future, to Robocop, to Rush Hour, to The Lion King, Jerry and Mike become the biggest stars in their neighbourhood by starring in the biggest movies ever made.

p.s. - mos def is in it!  also, it was directed by michael gondry (director of amazing music videos and ‘eternal sunshine of the spotless mind)!

Chimp Beatdown

From www.hollywoodrag.com:

Chimp Beaten on ‘Speed Racer’ Set Anger PETA — Christina Ricci’s latest film has sparked outrage following allegations a chimpanzee was beaten on set.

The chimp is said to have bitten an actor on the set of ‘Speed Racer’, which reportedly resulted in the animal being hit.

PETA has written to producer Joel Silver urging him to stop using live animals in his movies.

The chimp bit someone. Does the little bastard not deserve a smack? I’m sure it was not like they got him on the ground and kicked the crap out of him. He probably got a little tap and now PETA is all over that shit. Sometimes they just take things a little far. If anything they shouldn’t be using live animals cause actors get bit, not cause the chimp got a little naughty boy spank. Jesus. I think the bite probably hurt a hell of a lot more. I claim human rights on this one. You should be able to work without some chimp taking a chunk out of you. Here’s the chimp’s reaction to this whole situation:

See what we have driven them too? Today’s society even causes primates to go on homicidal rampages. He’s saying, “Smack me again bitch. I dare you.”

So does PETA not want humans to interact with animals at all? So no pets cause pets can bite too? I don’t understand where they draw the line or why they don’t think there are more important battles to be fought. Have you seen what happens overseas? These movie set animals are nothing compared to dancing bears kept in small cages with chains cut into their noses and trust me, I have seen it all. I think they just fight every battle but they just end up looking like a big whiny pain in the ass of an organization when they don’t just focus on more serious concerns. And no, I don’t consider a serious concern to be some chimp getting a disiplinary whack like you see mothers giving to their kids in grocery stores pretty much everyday.

Jenna Gets Her Freak On

Tito must insist on some lip cause those things just keep getting bigger and bigger. Sorry honey, the Angelina lips just don’t work when a plastic surgeon makes them. She used to be super hot and she almost looks it in these photos, but those lips…

She’s starting to look like these ladies:

Eeeeeeeeek!