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Big brother is back!!!!

I loves it!  And this is my fav housemate so far in the house.  Just watch the video you will love this little cookie monster too.  Esp you Sarah!

Yay 94 days to go!!!!   I love it and need it!!

so much baby spinach!!!

Ok so for lunch today i brought my fav bag of salad to work with me.  And i loved it so much i ate the whole bag for lunch!   The whole giant bag of baby spinach!   Hopefully baby spinach doesnt do horrible things to my tummy.  But I dont think it would  its so yummy.   How did i not know that baby spinach is/are  like kisses from god?  I should have guessed as much since it is all about babies.  Babies are always tastier.

I think it might be like 6 cups of baby spinach.  Of course with the croutons and the cheese and the dressing its like 10 grams of fat but I figure the baby spinach will take care of that fat in my tummy.   You go magic baby spinach- i love you!

josef turns mick!!!

Ok total hotness happened this friday- its like the show knows what i want to see- and i want to see josef and mick get it on

So here is a little backstory for this video- mick is a vampire- he got turned human temporarily and loves it but he has to turn into a vampire again to save the girl he loves- aw

Ok so they arent getting it on- but basically they are- this show is so super cheesy goodness- please watch the whole clip to see the end where the single tear falls off mick’s face- so awesomes

Nick’s 30th birthday

It was my boyfriend’s birthday this March the 25th and I decided to decorate our apartment for the occasion. I cut up 30 clooney pictures (he loves george clooney) and 30 thirtys and one bad picture of Nick.

Here is a close up of the bad picture- Sarah you may remember this one- there hasnt been one that has come close to being this bad- but the one of him in the kayak comes close but that one almost seems fake he looks so gimpy- this one is just pure badness and that is why i love it

Here is the cake I made him (its carrot cake)

And im including this pic of paris in this post because this totally sums up what my cat is like- a total bitch- i loves her and her attitude

Man, Picture Sarah and I Pitching our Forks eating Vegan Dim Sum…Man

Or in other words (or in other word order), Sarah and I ate Vegan Dim Sum and watched Man Man while Pitchfork took pictures in NYC this week.

Man Man was fantastic, as usual. Some of the more delicate vegans ran away before/during the loud music. It was all really fun. Sarah may even post some pictures later.

from sarah: if ya gots eagle eyes you can spot brian in this here video. my favorite brian spotting moment is when he’s looking around all confused like.

My idol

An ode to my sweet lady of all ladies - Nicole.  So her secret is out, she does drugs! But not heroin anymore - phew!  Adderall, Vicodin, Blow, THC, etc, ???  I mean who wouldn’t? I would want to be in a haze too if my ‘bff’ was Paris because of some contract I sign when i was still a heroin junkie.  Geez, give the girl a break!  I have pulled together these images that i carry around with me everywhere I go in my iPod to celebrate the joy and awesomness that is Nicole:

Red Roses and Hot Dogs…

As all the ladies keep reminding me, Valentines day is (fast) approaching. As a self-aware philistine, I am clearly not the most articulate person around. Luckily, I can poach some good love-wordsmithing from the Weekly Dig. I like this ode to Spikes (a local, yummy, hot dog place):

Dear Spike’s,

I’ve been vegetarian for about three years, and I never ate a hot dog. You and your curly fries have filled my belly with love. Thank you <3

Love,

Vicki

Update: Hmmm, funny or disturbing…(reference from Blade Runner, but you all knew that)

Crazy Uncle Dave, if I entered a room and found a sofa covered with your hide, I’d score very high on the Voigt-Kampff test. <3<3<3

eatible penis

it’s a cookie, a vegan cookie, with an icing condom, awwww.

(source: the ppk, found in the forum food porn section)

Brian

I am Brian and will be contributing to this blog with Sarah. Although she will likely focus on celebrity gossip and pretentious indie music, I’ll talk about more socially-productive things, like cars, beer and boobies. Oh, I’ll use correct letter capitalization and punctuation. Prost.