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I found love for Jerry O’Connell

Why?  Because he isn’t scared enough to make fun of Tom Cruise even though he has a pretty good chance at running into him at a party or disappearing into some black unmarked van thanks to the Scientology goons that cruise L.A.

Oh, and he does the maniacal laugh with the clap so fucking good it blows my mind!  KFC really is good chicken.  Plus, he scored Rebecca Romejn (or however you spell that) and she’s gotta see something there.

britney spears, pile of crazy

damn, is she crazy. i don’t know where, but somewhere i read a rumor stating that this whole custody standoff/crazy acting/going to the hospital thing was a calculated, heavily planned attempt to get the spotlight off of britney’s knocked up little sister and back onto britney herself. crazy? yes. evil genius? probably not. i guess it’s a pretty smart way to get attention, but seriously, does anyone really want attention this way. you’ve got to be a whole pile of crazy to think it’s a good idea.

Smugglin’ Plums

Another bit of hilarity from The Soup:

I think Joel McHale should pose just like that.  Actually, that would probably be horrendous.  We’ll let him stay in the suit and just love him from there.

pregnancy fever!

christina aguilera, halle berry, nicole richie, jennifer lopez . . . everyone is either knocked up or staying quiet about being knocked up. this new phenomenon has me convinced that this photo proves that paris hilton is pregnant now too. it’s popular, isn’t it? she likes to do popular things. probably i’m just reading far too much into a bad dress or posing choice, but my paranoia is what makes me special, isn’t it?

I want to prance around naked with Britney Spears!

No, not really.

Go Blonde or Go Home

I really thought Sienna Miller was the type that could pull off anything cause she’s hot, right? I know there are lots of haters out there that probably wouldn’t agree, but I always think she looks gorgeous. Now that she is brunette though I am wondering if I was seriously tarded. It doesn’t even look like the same person to me. Could the hair color really do that much for her?

I mean it is not like she is ugly or anything, but not stunning. Is it just the color or am I missing something here? I thought she would look good in anything, any style, no makeup e.t.c. and now my dreams are dashed. Then again I think my self esteem just went up a notch. Oh, nope, it’s back down again. Damn.

Brothers From Anotha Motha

Or twisted sisters, whatever. I said Amanda Lepore and Jenna Jameson are really starting to look alike and now I even have a photo of them together at the Heatherette show. How odd.

Which one would you do?

Yikes is all I can say. Actually, let me add this-somebody needs a Krispy Kreme IV. Or at least a sandwich.

Britney Obsession Peaks at VMA Performance

Who does not want to talk about this shit? I couldn’t believe that performance. I was awestruck, maybe not so much in a good way, but awestruck. Here are the theories on why it was so painful to watch:

1/ She was drugged up

2/ She had spent the last few nights partying and was all hungover and beat

3/ One of her heels broke

4/ She just hadn’t rehearsed enough

5/ She saw herself on the screens and thought she looked fat and had a self-esteem related meltdown right then and there

6/ She had a mini nervous breakdown from the pressure of her comeback moment

I am going to go with all 6 personally. I don’t know about the heel thing though, but it is possible. It didn’t break right off, but I have had boots like hers where the heel cracked loose at the back and would wobble and sometimes kick forward if you were dancing. Hmmm. So maybe. What’s your guess?

By the way, if you want to see the video, head to mtv.com in the States and mtv.ca in the great white north.

Let’s Play…

Here’s a little game, like “He loves me, he loves me not” only this is more like “Is it Britney, or is it not.” Right now there are tons of tracks on YouTube claiming to be leaks from Britney’s up and coming new album. I think it is pretty obvious which ones are Britney and which ones aren’t, but you judge for yourself. Here is my opinion:

Britney:

Not Britney:

Either way they are all pretty bad…

And More of The Soup, cause I know you can’t get enough

It’s an oldie but a goodie…