February 25, 2008 by youmybabydaddy
No one puts the toilet seat down anymore. Every time I walk into anyone’s bathroom it is just sitting there, upright. It has a purpose and it is sadly neglected. When you walk into a bathroom and it is down, it just looks right. No home showcasing magazines show the toilet up, nor should they. Ponder this one: when you close that seat and then flush you are no longer being showered by miniscule droplets of airbourne poop juice. That shit can fly people! Consider this next time you need to take a squirt. Put the seat down and change the world. Restore to the seat its rightful purpose and you will feel like all in the world is right. Thank you for your time. On with your now improved lives.
December 20, 2007 by Brian
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October 1, 2007 by youmybabydaddy
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Keifer is my hero. I know you have probably seen this, but who wouldn’t want to watch it over and over and over again. Is it funny every single time or am I just simple minded? DON’T YOU DARE ANSWER THAT! I thought Keifer was the shit even before I saw this and now it is just overwhelming. Now him and Bill Murray might just be the dream team. Sigh.
September 21, 2007 by youmybabydaddy
Jordan talks about how big her husband’s dick is on a regular basis, has plastic bits for days and now she has a book out for tweens about ponies? Huh…what? Who the fuck does she think she is, Barbie? You wish! I’m totally confused, but it is a book about ponies so I’m sold nevertheless.
Oh my god! Is that her real ponymobile in the background there? hahaha Hearts and horses. It’s like, who brought the retard? Not only brought the retard, but bought it a horse and let it choose the trailer decor.
“Hey mommy, how come that lady in the pony book you bought me is showing me her chode and kissing some homo looking guy?” So not Barbie. So not PG. So not a good one to put out a kid’s book on ANYTHING! But if it’s for me, it is perfect.
September 19, 2007 by youmybabydaddy
I would love to have all the riches that a celebrity might, but how about this happening every time you go out with friends:
http://www.brightcove.tv/title.jsp?title=1184402425
Man, that’s insane! I would just not go to those places where the hounds are and I guess they choose to anyway. I love when she runs over the one guy’s foot. I would totally do that on purpose and find my ass sued. I love looking at their pictures, but can’t there just be one or two getting some good shots and not two hundred? I guess business is business. And why are all the paps total Guidos? I’m surprised the grease doesn’t fuck up their lenses. Do little Guidos grow up and say to themselves, one day I want to be a construction worker, club owner or paparazzi. That poor Benz could probably just slide right through the crowd after having all them around it like butter. Mmmm. That’s tasty.
September 14, 2007 by youmybabydaddy
Don’t say I didn’t warn you…
The governement really needs to step up and address the problem of all these drunk bums. harhar. Somebody needs a serious wax job or at least get some nair on that thing. Fuzz is cute, but fur, not so much. Looks like he had a good time though and that matters more than the embarassment of having your naked ass posted all over the internet and ridiculed for it’s unsightly overgrowth. Or not.
September 7, 2007 by youmybabydaddy
See, this makes me feel good. Everyone takes a bad picture now and then and has a rough night with a few too many. Looks like Sienna Miller had both in this photo. Haha in this picture I am prettier than you! Eat that!
August 28, 2007 by youmybabydaddy
It’s an oldie but a goodie…
by youmybabydaddy
That was definately more like it. Is it just me or is there something incredibly creepy about Zac Efron?
August 27, 2007 by youmybabydaddy
This little feature is as late as puberty was for me. I am still waiting by the way. No, not really. Anyway, here is a wonderful opportunity to explore yourself in a different way than you might on a lonely Friday night when Doogie Howser comes on. Wait, what? Nothing. Just do this quiz and shut the hell up.
