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After last weeks performance by David Hasselhoff on finale of America’s Got Talent (a.k.a. X-Factor in the UK), I thought back to one of my favoriate Hoff performances, captured here (Sarah thinks he made this in his basement).
I’m sure you all have been using it for years now, but I have recently (re)discovered Pandora. I still have my last.fm account, but found that the quality isn’t as good (last.fm is from the UK).
Wino totally has a package in a lot of pictures. I know it just looks like zipper bulge, but is it possible to own that many shorts that do that? I have the Einhorn/Finkelstein theory-she’s a man baby. I know her face looks womanly enough, but don’t let the eyeliner fool you.
So here is some of the buzz from Buzznet. My continuing obsession with My Chemical Romance, and mainly Gerard Way has escalated and now I have resorted to surfing the teenage emo gossip sites for any trace of information about him. Oh god I am sad. Anyway, apparently he was engaged to Eliza Cuts, hairdresser to many different emo boys and something has gone horribly awry and now the engagement is off. Here’s her pic:
I don’t know why I bother cause she looks totally different in every photo, but that gives you the general idea, now doesn’t it? So people are saying that whatever she did, Gerard is pissed. See below:
“During a concert Gerard started
chanting and screaming:
I’M GONNA WASH THAT MAN RIGHT OUTTA MY HAIR!
over and over. [Hmm..related to a certain hairdresser he knows? ;)]
And changed the lyrics to
‘Give Em Hell Kid’
(during the “there’s no way I’m kissing that guy” part) to:
“You can keep the house, i’ll keep the dog, you can take the car,
AND I’LL KEEP THE FUCKING DOG!”
Gerard also took off his
gloves on stage and apparently waved
his now “ring-free” hand during Cancer as he sang
“know that i will never marry”
apparently he REALLY screamed
“NEVER MARRY” and did the cut throat sign…
During Mama at the end where
he “cries” he dragged the crying out
longer than needed and kept
repeating “I’m soooo upset. Boo Hoo.
I’m sooo saaaad.” And after he
stopped “crying” he looked at the
camera with this smirk that said
“To hell I am!”
This is from a random Buzznet post but there seems to be a lot of other posts backing up that story and he has supposedly told a few interviewers that he is no longer engaged. Who knows what went on there, but he should now just face the facts and hook up with Frank (one of the guitarists) or the lead singer of Billy Talent (who apparently Gerard is a big fan of-yay Canada and I love them too cause I am teenie like that even though I am 27. Weep for me).
Smokin’ couple. That’s Ben from Billy Talent.
That’s Gerard in the back and Frank in the front, just how it should be! Ow! Sorry homophobes, but you can suck it.
Ok, I know Gerard isn’t gay (he totally embraces the manlove though), but it would make me so much less jealous if he was.
yesterday tv news was saturated with the image of prince william dancing during the concert thrown to celebrate what would have been princess diana’s 46th birthday. what was that enchanting dance he was performing? how did he get such mad skillz? has he been professionally trained? all of these questions, and more, raced through my head as i watched a brief clip of him performing what i now call “the hula hoop”
bbc world news won’t allow embedding of the clip so watch it here. “the hula hoop” makes it’s appearance at 1:27.
i predict that dance floors will soon be filled with people doing “the hula hoop”.
this is seriously one of my favorite song titles in a long time:
If By ‘Gay’ You Mean ‘Totally Freaking Awesome,’ Then Yeah, I Guess It’s Pretty Gay
after reading the title i had pretty high expectations of awesome radness for this song by des ark. alas, after listening to it i was pretty disappointed. judge for yourself by listening here.
We are getting so close to Friday I just have to use this time to perfect my moves. Here’s a little inspiration for all of us:
Oh yeah, work it you sexy bitch! This is John before Scientology/Kelly Preston warped his mind. I mourn for him.
So Rhianna was looking a little different at the MTV movie awards last night:
Like a hardcore Bratz doll. She’s got the bangs to cover up the monstrous forehead so I guess she is looking a little less Bratz and a little more like Helga the Hurtful, dominatrix style. She’s super hot, but the bob has got to go. Jay-Z might stick to his thunder thighed diva if she keeps scaring us with this fashion. Who am I kidding, he’s still hitting it.
Nelly Furtado’s got it. See photo evidence below:
Poor girl can’t even smile properly. That looks like an ouchie. And there are so many photos of her doing the same face so this wasn’t just temporary. She must have been at it for days. Trying to get new collaborations for the next album perhaps?
As if the fashion isn’t bad enough…
Mmmmm that looks delicious. What do you think it is:
1/Dorito drool
2/Baby dribbles (who am I kidding, the kids are with the nanny now)
3/Crusted Federline
4/Cream of someyoungguy
