May 20, 2008 by Sarah
i’m more than a little bit (ha! watch the video then you’ll see the genius of my joke) in love with this song by lykke li. she’s swedish (i think) and her accent is cute and this song is so good and her album is so good and i like to listen to it while i shelves books (yet again, i work at a library, yeah, i know, you don’t care about my life but i’m going to tell you anyway so just deal with it!). sometimes i have little dance parties at work when i’m shelving and one day a patron (that’s what we call book renters at the library) is going to catch me and i’m going to be way embarrassed. whatever, watch the video.
May 1, 2008 by Sarah

i hate you serena vanderwoodsen!
that is all.
April 4, 2008 by genevieve
Ok i love Torchwood and this is why
So this is Captain Jack Harkness and Captain John Hart (Spike) kissing
Captain Jack and Ianto getting it on
Captain Jack in the past kissing Captain Jack who he stole his name from who is going off to die in battle soon
You should totally watch this show Sarah see what you are missing
February 25, 2008 by youmybabydaddy
No one puts the toilet seat down anymore. Every time I walk into anyone’s bathroom it is just sitting there, upright. It has a purpose and it is sadly neglected. When you walk into a bathroom and it is down, it just looks right. No home showcasing magazines show the toilet up, nor should they. Ponder this one: when you close that seat and then flush you are no longer being showered by miniscule droplets of airbourne poop juice. That shit can fly people! Consider this next time you need to take a squirt. Put the seat down and change the world. Restore to the seat its rightful purpose and you will feel like all in the world is right. Thank you for your time. On with your now improved lives.
February 24, 2008 by Sarah
i know what your answer is. it’s probably something along the lines of “so much that i don’t know where to start”. if he was my dad i’d be too embarrassed to be seen with him. actually, i’d go as far as telling people that he was dead simply so that i could cut all ties.
i think he’s trying to dress young here but it really doesn’t work/make an sense at all.

February 22, 2008 by Sarah
yikes.

i don’t like it.
for the record, i saw “penelope” a week or so ago and i liked christina/penelope better with the pig nose.
February 14, 2008 by Sarah
i use to kind of like kelly osborne in some strange way, now i totally can’t stand her. she looks all wrong since she’s lost weight. i’m not sure if it’s that her head is to big for her body, or what, but it’s just not right, i don’t like it.

also, she tries to hard. her outfit reeks of desperation.
January 31, 2008 by Sarah
paris looks hideous here (more so than normal). she looks so old and haggard. it’s like a glimpse into her future and it’s not so good.

January 16, 2008 by Sarah
usually i would argue vehemently (yes, i have gotten into an argument about that before) against forced sterilization but, in this situation (double nasties britney and adnan) i’m all for it.

January 11, 2008 by Sarah

i don’t know what it is about these sunglasses but they just rub me the wrong way. they’re too senior citizen-y and they look upside down. i dunno, maybe someone else could pull them off successfully but drew just can’t. maybe it has something to do with the fact that i hate drew barrymore. she’s like poison to me. everything she touches is tainted. for example, i use to have a mad crush on the apple guy, justin long, then they started dating. now, every time i see him i puke into my own mouth a little. anyway, the sunglasses are bad.