May 19, 2008 by Sarah
i hate peta, i seriously do. if you asked me why i really wouldn’t know where to start. i do know that there would be lots of swearing and head shaking, probably paired together. each year they release a really random list of celebrities who happen to be vegetarian so that we, the common people, can vote on their sexiness. the list is typically pretty funny and sometimes surprising - i saw a few people on there that prompted a “who the fuck is that?” and others who got a “holy shit! i never knew insertnamehere was vegetarian!”, i’m not saying that i feel i should be able to sense one of my own i’m just saying that i had no inkling which seems strange cause their should be some sort of secret sign that identifies vegetarians so that their kindred can spot them easily . . . umm, anyhow, check out the list here.
February 25, 2008 by youmybabydaddy
No one puts the toilet seat down anymore. Every time I walk into anyone’s bathroom it is just sitting there, upright. It has a purpose and it is sadly neglected. When you walk into a bathroom and it is down, it just looks right. No home showcasing magazines show the toilet up, nor should they. Ponder this one: when you close that seat and then flush you are no longer being showered by miniscule droplets of airbourne poop juice. That shit can fly people! Consider this next time you need to take a squirt. Put the seat down and change the world. Restore to the seat its rightful purpose and you will feel like all in the world is right. Thank you for your time. On with your now improved lives.
November 1, 2007 by Sarah
just stay home.
xoxo,
sarah
p.s. - i fucking hate you.
October 26, 2007 by Sarah
then:
or now:
i love then so much more then i love now. look at those cute little glasses and that ironic mickey mouse shirt!
marc is too gay club (think babylon from Queer as Folk)/metro now, plus, his boyfriend is a total loser poseur. speaking of his boyfriend, jason “manhunt” preston, he has the worst taste in tattoos! seriously, he got the marc jacobs logo tattooed on his arm - that’s not a sign of love, that’s a pathetic plea and advertisement for attention. also, who the fuck loves mariah carey so much that they’d get her name tattooed on their tummy? no sane person, that’s for sure. oh man, and i can’t believe he actually wore that stupid dead mouse broach that psycho courtney love gave him! seriously, he’s such a pathetic attention whore, he’ll do anything to be noticed.
October 20, 2007 by Sarah
why does it always have to be one or the other? in the case of little jake gyllenhaal, who’s surrounded by lots of gay! no! straight! rumors, i totally get the neither vibe. so, for the record, despite the fact that i love him and would like very much to see him naked, i think jake is asexual.
September 13, 2007 by Sarah
it’s been a while since i’ve purchased tickets to a show via ticketmaster, i’m totally starting to remember why i avoid them like the plauge. recently i bought tickets to see animal collective. the actual show tickets were around $16 but there was a $4.75 convenience charge tacked on to each ticket, what the hell is the deal with that? i want to go see patrick wolf soon but i can’t justify the “convenience charge”, but i really want to go. i’m leaning towards not buying tickets from them in future but what should i do about the shows i want to go to? is there a way around ticketmaster purchases? where’s pearl jam when you need them?
by Sarah
while perusing drunken stepfather this afternoon i came across this photo of vanessa hudgens and zac efron at the beach. at first i thought this open eyed kiss photo was a testament to his gayness and the massive sham that is their only for photo-ops relationship but now i’m not so sure.
i totally think that zac is keeping his eyes open so that he can stare at his own reflection in hudgens sunglasses while he kisses her. pretty boys like to do stuff like that. i’ll even go as far as to say that he totally thinks of himself while having sex. it’s what gets him excited and it’s the only way he can “do it”. doing stuff like that doesn’t make you gay it just makes you really self-involved. i’m not sure if all of these realizations make me hate him more or if they make me totally love him. only time will tell.
actually, come to think of it, i don’t think i can ever love him because he wears so much make up. notice how his hair isn’t wet in the photo? yeah, that’s because he can’t go underwater cause his makeup might get ruined and how would he secretly re-apply it at the beach? i’m glad he didn’t dunk cause i don’t want the ocean to get polluted with all the stuff he has on his face.
i feel really bad for vanessa hudgens. of course she’s sending out naked photos of herself to random nickelodeon celebrities. she’s totally just looking for self validation, you’d have low self esteem too if your ‘boyfriend’ was prettier then you.
August 10, 2007 by Sarah
look at him, he’s hideously ugly. in this photo he is begging you to love him, it worked on mandy moore but don’t let it work on you.
his first movie, garden state, was total, overrated, pretentious wank. just looking at this photo from it proves my point.
he reminds me of ray romano. i hate ray romano.
he directs dunkin donuts commercials, bad ones, and he’s the voice of wendy’s - what a total sellout!
he’s a bloated douche.
i have to go throw up now.
July 4, 2007 by youmybabydaddy
From www.hollywoodrag.com:
Chimp Beaten on ‘Speed Racer’ Set Anger PETA — Christina Ricci’s latest film has sparked outrage following allegations a chimpanzee was beaten on set.
The chimp is said to have bitten an actor on the set of ‘Speed Racer’, which reportedly resulted in the animal being hit.
PETA has written to producer Joel Silver urging him to stop using live animals in his movies.
The chimp bit someone. Does the little bastard not deserve a smack? I’m sure it was not like they got him on the ground and kicked the crap out of him. He probably got a little tap and now PETA is all over that shit. Sometimes they just take things a little far. If anything they shouldn’t be using live animals cause actors get bit, not cause the chimp got a little naughty boy spank. Jesus. I think the bite probably hurt a hell of a lot more. I claim human rights on this one. You should be able to work without some chimp taking a chunk out of you. Here’s the chimp’s reaction to this whole situation:
See what we have driven them too? Today’s society even causes primates to go on homicidal rampages. He’s saying, “Smack me again bitch. I dare you.”
So does PETA not want humans to interact with animals at all? So no pets cause pets can bite too? I don’t understand where they draw the line or why they don’t think there are more important battles to be fought. Have you seen what happens overseas? These movie set animals are nothing compared to dancing bears kept in small cages with chains cut into their noses and trust me, I have seen it all. I think they just fight every battle but they just end up looking like a big whiny pain in the ass of an organization when they don’t just focus on more serious concerns. And no, I don’t consider a serious concern to be some chimp getting a disiplinary whack like you see mothers giving to their kids in grocery stores pretty much everyday.
June 26, 2007 by youmybabydaddy
People are freaking cause of this picture Rosie O’Donnell posted of her daughter on her website. The most common reactions include accusing her of promoting war to her kids (uh hello, she is overly outspoken about her liberal beliefs and how much she is against the war dumbasses) or saying that this was a really dangerous act in putting bullets around her kid. Okay all you morons, do you think bullets just discharge in thin air? I’ve played with kinder eggs more dangerous than those. Jesus. Untangle your panties and get something better to spazz about. How is this controversial? Want to see pictures of dead children on the streets of Lebanon? Maybe that might make the fuckwits realize there is more to worry about than Rosie’s kids and her choices in photography. Now back to much more interesting celebrity gossip…
PS-I think it’s a really cool pic and there is nothing wrong with teaching your children about the world instead of sheltering them under the umbrella of American wealth. That’s just my completely ridiculous opinon.
