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Another bit of hilarity from The Soup:
I think Joel McHale should pose just like that. Actually, that would probably be horrendous. We’ll let him stay in the suit and just love him from there.
Prepare to be dazzled. I don’t know if Army of Lovers was ever known to North America, but I will do my best to spread the word. Enjoy the sounds of the shameful era of music that was the early 90s:
Don’t be frightened. Admit you love it. I’m going to have these songs in my head all day. Noooooooooooo!
I love this look!!!! i love the guy on Project Runway Canada (their mentor) because he has this stache- I loved seth rogen as that cop in Superbad- because he had this style- oh if only nick grew hair on the sides of his mouth and i would be in heaven. Here is a pic of Jake from May- now he has a beard but i will always prefer him this way- ow baby
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Keifer is my hero. I know you have probably seen this, but who wouldn’t want to watch it over and over and over again. Is it funny every single time or am I just simple minded? DON’T YOU DARE ANSWER THAT! I thought Keifer was the shit even before I saw this and now it is just overwhelming. Now him and Bill Murray might just be the dream team. Sigh.
Joel McPhail!!!!! He did a little stint on the home shopping network. I stay away from that trash, but if he’s on there I might just consider spending some time with the white trash mall that is HSN. That crystal penguin figurine would look so good in my trailer, don’t you think Bernice?
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I love the Lindsay Lohan comment haha. And how dare they mention that Joel has a wife, how dare they! I’ll have to go to my happy place now since Joel and I are destined to only be best friends and not lovers as we are both taken. Cue the hopeless sigh.
so, there were these rumors going around that a mexican paparazzo took pictures of nick lachey and vanessa minnillo doing it in a mexican hot tub. supposedly lachey and minnillo put the kibosh on the photos threatening to sue the pants off of anyone who published or posted them.
turns out rumors are totally always true. my beloved site drunken stepfather fears no one and they posted the photos. here they are in all their non glory.
if i had a penis (which, contrary to rumor, i do not) i’d give it to minnillo from the back too cause i wouldn’t be able to stand looking at her slow face.
yesterday tv news was saturated with the image of prince william dancing during the concert thrown to celebrate what would have been princess diana’s 46th birthday. what was that enchanting dance he was performing? how did he get such mad skillz? has he been professionally trained? all of these questions, and more, raced through my head as i watched a brief clip of him performing what i now call “the hula hoop”
bbc world news won’t allow embedding of the clip so watch it here. “the hula hoop” makes it’s appearance at 1:27.
i predict that dance floors will soon be filled with people doing “the hula hoop”.
clearly i know what the guys are doing but i don’t really understand why they’re doing it. if someone figures it out could you please explain it to me. thank you.
because it’s “dirty” i can’t embed it so watch this the little slice of goodness here.
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your brother jason might just steal my love away from you.
look at him. how can i say no?
I’ve found a new band to worship after listening to their album a million times and still not getting enough of it. Didn’t like them at first, but their new music is so damn good. Gerard Way is also coming into his own as a performer and I love watching him get better. He loves Freddie Mercury as much as I do too so that kind of sealed the deal, plus he’s pretty.
“It takes a while to tell stories, I think it’s because I was drunk for three years.”
“It’s like the drag fairy coming and saying ‘What
would you like to do?’ Um, yeah karate.”
“It tastes like somebody stole my wallet. Ya know?”
“Well, I’m half Italian, so last year on warped tour i got this really good tan and I was like, bummer.”
“I’m not psycho…I just like psychotic things.”
“Actually, I might party a bit. I haven’t partied in a long time, but we party a little differently than, like, Trick Daddy . We like high-speed Internet and strong coffee.”
“Welcome to the new church. Can I get an Amen?”