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Tito must insist on some lip cause those things just keep getting bigger and bigger. Sorry honey, the Angelina lips just don’t work when a plastic surgeon makes them. She used to be super hot and she almost looks it in these photos, but those lips…
She’s starting to look like these ladies:
Eeeeeeeeek!
People are freaking cause of this picture Rosie O’Donnell posted of her daughter on her website. The most common reactions include accusing her of promoting war to her kids (uh hello, she is overly outspoken about her liberal beliefs and how much she is against the war dumbasses) or saying that this was a really dangerous act in putting bullets around her kid. Okay all you morons, do you think bullets just discharge in thin air? I’ve played with kinder eggs more dangerous than those. Jesus. Untangle your panties and get something better to spazz about. How is this controversial? Want to see pictures of dead children on the streets of Lebanon? Maybe that might make the fuckwits realize there is more to worry about than Rosie’s kids and her choices in photography. Now back to much more interesting celebrity gossip…
PS-I think it’s a really cool pic and there is nothing wrong with teaching your children about the world instead of sheltering them under the umbrella of American wealth. That’s just my completely ridiculous opinon.
crater of diamonds state park in arkansas is the place to be. according to the website it’s “the only diamond-producing site in the world open to the public” and what you find you get to keep.
yesterday a 13 year old girl found a 2.93 carat diamond (shown above) while walking along a path. i bet her family, who she was at the park with, are really jealous since they spent the day digging at two different sites and came up empty handed. with an estimated value of $15,000 to $60,000 it is still not the most valuable diamond found in the park since it was established in 1972.
thus far, 25,000 diamonds have been found since the park opened. 332 have been found this year alone.
get thee to crater of diamonds state park post-haste!
as of yesterday (at approximately 1:15pm) i am done school for the summer. since that point i’ve been wandering around with a feeling of urgency, like i have to be somewhere or i should be working on something. what better to come my school shaken nerves than some daytime tv? i haven’t watched tv during the day since i started school back in september so i had no idea what to watch, or even what was on. i randomly flipped to a channel and lo and behold! heaven. heaven came in the form of soap opera called passions. i only saw the last fifteen minutes or so but lordy was it good! there was sex, blackmail, pregnancy, sickness, secret homosexual affairs, and this lovely little character:
no, not the little boy, the he/she behind it. i really have no idea how that character fits into the plot (if there even is one) but i seriously can’t wait to find out.
My gad that’s horrendous. I love The Soup so much. Please help me with my Joel McHale obsession. I need an intervention. Oh yeah, and did you hear of Ty Pennington getting a DUI? Well, this is kind of, but not really related to that:
Oh the humanity! Guess he won’t have to worry about jail time.
Lohan is totally covered in freckles. No one ever believes it cause they see pictures from far or air brushing or photoshopping or some shit, but I have seen photo evidence and here is the latest:
Anyway, who gives a shit if she is covered in spots, the problem here is obviously that this shot looks like it is taken of some uberfag New York streetwalker dude and no, this is Lindsay Lohan. Is that a man belly or what? Where are the hips? There is nothing female about that form. Ugh I can’t look at it anymore. It is like seeing a hideous pair of feet. Gah! Why would you show off that nastiness. I just expect to see a little peen hump in those low rise jeans of hers.
From correspondents in Berlin
April 25, 2007 01:00am
It seems the horse’s owner, identified only as Wolfgang H., had too much to drink the night before and decided to sleep it off inside the bank’s heated foyer, police said.
The 40-year-old machinist told the Bild newspaper he had had “a few beers” with a friend in Wiesenburg, southwest of Berlin, and decided to hit the hay in the bank on his way home.
“It was late, it was already dark and cold,” he was quoted as saying.
Confronted with the lack of a hitching-post, he brought the six-year-old horse, named Sammy, in with him.
When a customer came across the horse and sleeping rider in the bank at 4:15am local time, he called police, who came and awoke the owner and sent him on his way.
No charges were filed, but a clean-up might be needed. Apparently Sammy made his own after-hours deposit on the carpet.
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Hitting the hay … Sunny watches on as Wolfgang catches some Z’s / AP
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Look at all the wonderful domains you can buy at www.asspiss.com! Get started on those sites people! These look like potential internet gold!
Yes, I have definate proof that you are a lesser being than myself because I randomly found out today that a new obsession of mine also shares my birthday:
Gerard Way turned 30 on April 9th of this year just as I turned 27. I would say we are destined to be a match made in hell, but I am already engaged to the devil himself. And I just wanted an excuse to go browsing for photos of Gerard because I am teenie like that. Shame on me.