Drunk of the Week-Eclectic Art Edition
June 22, 2007 by youmybabydaddy
Hmmm that’s inspiring. Let’s all see what we can create this weekend…
Word to the Unwise
June 20, 2007 by youmybabydaddy
Can you spot what is wrong with this photo? Okay, besides the fact that Tom Cruise is in it and he really freaks everyone out. Okay, besides the fact that their baby is also a robot. Okay, besides the fact that his yaght-club all American cheese outfit makes you want to barf. Okay, besides the fact that Katie Holmes has totally copied Posh’s haircut yet in a much cuter way. Here is what I am getting at: She is wearting 4 inch stillettos while playing with her baby on a fucking dock. How very Victoria Beckham. The haircut is polluting her brain. Please, oh please, get one of those pups caught in a gap and let the three of you plunge into the sea forever. Ok, save Katie and Suri since if Tom bites it they will surely be released from his evil Scientology spell and be returned to humanity. I never thought a good set of pumps could restore world order, but in this case I see potential.
i hope this isn’t true
June 13, 2007 by Sarah
lately i’ve been loving all the “k-fed and britney are getting back together!” rumors i’ve been hearing. alas, this new little rumor has burst my white trash love bubble. according to cindy adams, gossip maven at the new york post, k-fed and shar jackson and back together and she is seven weeks pregnant with another one of his children. what the hell is wrong with all these people?
Ummmm spooky
June 4, 2007 by youmybabydaddy
Eeeeeek druggies with knives!
These pics really freak me out. Totally Manson family shit if you ask me. She is one fucked up little cokehead. Check the druggie eyes in the second shot. Let’s play guess how many lines she took before that photo was taken. Homicidal psychopaths everywhere will be beating off to this.
By the way, the pics, like most photos I post, are stolen from Dlisted and if I don’t indicate a source you can pretty much assume that they are from Dlisted since it is the only blog other than this one that is truly worth reading. Because of my endorsement I think my “borrowing” is paid for.
Drunk of the Week-Equine Special
May 4, 2007 by youmybabydaddy
Drunk parks horse in bank foyer
From correspondents in Berlin
April 25, 2007 01:00am
AN early-morning German bank customer had a bit of a shock when he found a horse in line at the automatic teller machine in front of him.
It seems the horse’s owner, identified only as Wolfgang H., had too much to drink the night before and decided to sleep it off inside the bank’s heated foyer, police said.
The 40-year-old machinist told the Bild newspaper he had had “a few beers” with a friend in Wiesenburg, southwest of Berlin, and decided to hit the hay in the bank on his way home.
“It was late, it was already dark and cold,” he was quoted as saying.
Confronted with the lack of a hitching-post, he brought the six-year-old horse, named Sammy, in with him.
When a customer came across the horse and sleeping rider in the bank at 4:15am local time, he called police, who came and awoke the owner and sent him on his way.
No charges were filed, but a clean-up might be needed. Apparently Sammy made his own after-hours deposit on the carpet.
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Hitting the hay … Sunny watches on as Wolfgang catches some Z’s / AP
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I think the pony was actually to blame. His obvious intent was to get his owner drunk, bring him to the ATM and get him to withdraw everything he had, then run off with the cash. Good plan, but he obviously gave the guy one too many Jagers. Better luck next time. This totally gives me ideas for when I finally get my dream pony. I’m parking mine outside the bar.
Where your tax dollars go…
April 30, 2007 by youmybabydaddy
Nice. Just in time for tax day. Taxes are due today in Canada anyway and our money pretty much gets squandered as well. The US pretty much focuses on world domination and we pretty much focus on giving the money away to our laziest and most leechy segment of the population being the quazi-socialists that we are. YAY taxes! I just threw the cheque in the mail and I’m going to kill myself now. Goodbye cruel world.
not cool
April 28, 2007 by Sarah
who doesn’t love the roots drummer and sometimes dj ?uestlove? i know i love him but apparently security at the buffalo airport doesn’t. after buying a ticket shortly before his flight, ?uestlove was flagged for further security checks. the officers found a lot of money on him (from djing shows he’d been doing) and they didn’t like his appearance (or “rastafarian hat” apparently), they decided that he fit the profile of a drug dealer. the officers harassed him but eventually they let him go in time to catch his flight.
clearly, racism and supreme stupidity are alive and well and unfortunately, they have badges and power.
you find out more here or by reading ?uestloves personal account.