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For all of us that enjoy it when toddlers swear, check this.

Explore the site too.  It’s good shit if you are a Will Ferrell fan.

Drunk of the Week-I think I’m in love

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Keifer is my hero.  I know you have probably seen this, but who wouldn’t want to watch it over and over and over again.  Is it funny every single time or am I just simple minded?  DON’T YOU DARE ANSWER THAT!  I thought Keifer was the shit even before I saw this and now it is just overwhelming.  Now him and Bill Murray might just be the dream team.  Sigh. 

Drunk of the Week-Game Show Edition

Drew Carey, I love you and you will kick ass on The Price is Right, but you will never be Alex Trebek.  That must really depress you.  Here’s another reason to love Alex Trebek (as if you needed another reason):

I don’t really think he is drunk here.  I think he is just being his sassy self.  But just in case, we still bestow him the honor of Drunk of the Week cause he would be a lot of fun to party with. 

don’t make fun of me, it was a really good song when i was drunk!

way back when i lived in ireland i became obsessed with this random romanian song that, for whatever reason (probably related to the country’s massive alcohol consumption), was very popular. every now and then i search for the song with no luck . . . until today. the song is called “dragostea din tei” and it’s by a brilliant band called ozone.  jackpot:

although the video displays mass amounts of early nineties stylings (which i should know since i’ve been watching a lot of season one 90210 lately) i assure you it was made only a couple of years ago. my main highlights are the sunglasses and the plane wing action. i’m confident that the video will offer you many things to love.

if you’re interested in discovering what the dazzling lyrics mean in english click here. if you feel like starting an ozone fan club let me know cause i’m totally interested!

How would you like this?

I would love to have all the riches that a celebrity might, but how about this happening every time you go out with friends:

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Man, that’s insane!  I would just not go to those places where the hounds are and I guess they choose to anyway.  I love when she runs over the one guy’s foot.  I would totally do that on purpose and find my ass sued.  I love looking at their pictures, but can’t there just be one or two getting some good shots and not two hundred?  I guess business is business.  And why are all the paps total Guidos?  I’m surprised the grease doesn’t fuck up their lenses.  Do little Guidos grow up and say to themselves, one day I want to be a construction worker, club owner or paparazzi.  That poor Benz could probably just slide right through the crowd after having all them around it like butter.  Mmmm.  That’s tasty. 

Drunk of the Week-NSFW Edition

Don’t say I didn’t warn you…

The governement really needs to step up and address the problem of all these drunk bums. harhar. Somebody needs a serious wax job or at least get some nair on that thing. Fuzz is cute, but fur, not so much. Looks like he had a good time though and that matters more than the embarassment of having your naked ass posted all over the internet and ridiculed for it’s unsightly overgrowth. Or not.

Britney Obsession Peaks at VMA Performance

Who does not want to talk about this shit? I couldn’t believe that performance. I was awestruck, maybe not so much in a good way, but awestruck. Here are the theories on why it was so painful to watch:

1/ She was drugged up

2/ She had spent the last few nights partying and was all hungover and beat

3/ One of her heels broke

4/ She just hadn’t rehearsed enough

5/ She saw herself on the screens and thought she looked fat and had a self-esteem related meltdown right then and there

6/ She had a mini nervous breakdown from the pressure of her comeback moment

I am going to go with all 6 personally. I don’t know about the heel thing though, but it is possible. It didn’t break right off, but I have had boots like hers where the heel cracked loose at the back and would wobble and sometimes kick forward if you were dancing. Hmmm. So maybe. What’s your guess?

By the way, if you want to see the video, head to mtv.com in the States and mtv.ca in the great white north.

Drunk of the Week-Raising my Self Esteem Edition

See, this makes me feel good. Everyone takes a bad picture now and then and has a rough night with a few too many. Looks like Sienna Miller had both in this photo. Haha in this picture I am prettier than you! Eat that!

And More of The Soup, cause I know you can’t get enough

It’s an oldie but a goodie…

Drunk of the Week-Look within yourself Edition

This little feature is as late as puberty was for me.  I am still waiting by the way.  No, not really.  Anyway, here is a wonderful opportunity to explore yourself in a different way than you might on a lonely Friday night when Doogie Howser comes on.  Wait, what?  Nothing.  Just do this quiz and shut the hell up.