Drunk of the Week-Lego Edition…whaaaaa?
Yes, I said it. Drunken Lego. Don’t believe me? See here:
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Yes, I said it. Drunken Lego. Don’t believe me? See here:
This is a Wednesday special cause I was unable to post my usual Friday Drunk of the Week. My thong didn’t match my laptop so I decided to pass out on a picnic table instead:

Ok, you got me. That actually is someone else. I might have preferred to be in her place, shame and all compared to where I really was on Friday (work…aka that which drives me to drink).

Mmmmm that looks appetizing. Hey! I recognize that floor! Didn’t I see you last weekend?
God I love it when two straight guys kind of seem like they want to bang each other. So hot. Like this:

He’s saying, “Oh come on Chuck, have another. They’re delicious.”
“Well, Bert, I guess the wife doesn’t get home for another hour and I’m feeling frisky.”
You may finish the story yourselves as long as it involves oodles of manlove. See below for pictures of Nick Lachey’s “givin’ it” face if you require inspiration.
This gives me sooooo many ideas for the weekend-well, I guess just one really…


Hmmm that’s inspiring. Let’s all see what we can create this weekend…

22 And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without. 23 And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father’s nakedness.
Say it three times fast: naughty naked Noah is knackered and nauseous.
That would be the best Monday morning ever. Fuck ‘em all!
Thanks Lori.

So this is what a nip slip looked like way back when. Wow, she must have been the Tara Reid of her time. I think that is Lindsay Lohan as the hag in the back playing pass the dutch. These bitches are partying like it is 1779! Hurrah! Get thee some more ale cause you bathed this month and you’re ready to get some! Just thinking, Marie Antoinette=Paris Hilton.
Discuss.
We are getting so close to Friday I just have to use this time to perfect my moves. Here’s a little inspiration for all of us:
Oh yeah, work it you sexy bitch! This is John before Scientology/Kelly Preston warped his mind. I mourn for him.