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what is wrong with joe simpson?

February 24, 2008 by Sarah  

i know what your answer is. it’s probably something along the lines of “so much that i don’t know where to start”. if he was my dad i’d be too embarrassed to be seen with him. actually, i’d go as far as telling people that he was dead simply so that i could cut all ties.

i think he’s trying to dress young here but it really doesn’t work/make an sense at all.

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ugly of the week.

February 22, 2008 by Sarah  

yikes.

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i don’t like it.

for the record, i saw “penelope” a week or so ago and i liked christina/penelope better with the pig nose.

ugly of the week

February 14, 2008 by Sarah  

i use to kind of like kelly osborne in some strange way, now i totally can’t stand her.  she looks all wrong since she’s lost weight.  i’m not sure if it’s that her head is to big for her body, or what, but it’s just not right, i don’t like it.

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also, she tries to hard.  her outfit reeks of desperation.

ugly of the week.

January 31, 2008 by Sarah  

paris looks hideous here (more so than normal).  she looks so old and haggard.  it’s like a glimpse into her future and it’s not so good.

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ugly of the week

December 17, 2007 by Sarah  

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god is she nasty.  look at that forehead, it’s the size of the northern hemisphere and it’s about as slick as an oil spill.  what’s with all the blotches on her face?  i bet that ever time she looks in the mirror she regrets ditching tom cruise cause who’s going to pay her plastic surgery bills now?  keith urban sure as hell can’t do it since he’s a white trash country singer who spends all his money on booze, drugs, and any hooker that doesn’t look like his wife.

dear britney,

November 1, 2007 by Sarah  

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just stay home.

xoxo,

sarah

p.s. - i fucking hate you.

a whole world of no!

by Sarah  

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this isn’t even a good shitty costume.  brit brings the freakshow every other day of the year so it seems to me like she should have taken the day off on halloween.

dear lord, what the fuck is this shit?  look at the shoes!  look at hair!  look at the neck thingy!  what the hell is she wearing?  based on other photos i’ve seen i know that britney isn’t wearing undies, but that outfit is a whole world of no!

ugly of the week

October 26, 2007 by Sarah  

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i know i keep using the same people over and over again, but what can i do?  if they keep giving me ugly i’m going to use it.

renee zellweger, you make me want to barf.

ugly of the week

October 20, 2007 by Sarah  

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dear britney,

hi.  i just wanted to take a minute to tell you that no amount of collagen is going to save you from the ugly.  that’s all.  you can now continue on with your rapid downward spiral.

xoxo,

sarah

douche-y-est couple ever award / ugly of the week

October 14, 2007 by Sarah  

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oh!  two “awards”!  these idiots would probably be excited about this shit.

i’d post a link to the video of ashleeeee “moshing” at a fall out boy show but i don’t hate you that much.

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